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News Brief: Don't forget to put on fresh drawers: tomorrow's National Underwear Day! (FreshPair)

Wright on the Dotted Line: Dreamy third baseman David Wright has signed a six-year extension with the New York Mets worth $55 million. (SI)

The Girl Can't Help It: Long before there was Pamela Anderson there was the original implausibly voluptuous actress Jayne Mansfield. Originally groomed by Fox to be a "threat" to the increasingly difficult Marilyn Monroe, Jayne made a few interesting films before her tragic death in 1967. (NYT)

Killer Cemetery: This son wants this vet's remains removed from Arlington because it's too good for him. (WP)

Nip/Tuck and Then Some: The disturbing part of the new film "Botox Boyton Beach Club" isn't that it's essentially "Sex and the City" set in a old-folks community. It's the way Sally Kellerman and Dyan Cannon look at 69. (NYT)

Buffy the Marriage Slayer: "Skating With Celebrities" winners Kirsty Swanson and Lloyd Eisler are expecting their first child, who should get along great with Eisler's 8-month-old son he had with his wife. (CBS/AP)

KILL-AM in Phoenix: Accused "serial shooter" Dale Hausner hosted a talk radio show called "Fist City." The station's president had this to say of his former host: "He was basically a mild-mannered nice person (when he wasn't killing people on the side of the road for no apparent reason with a fat friend from Minnesota)." (BJP)

Get Lucky: When Hugh Jackman is going to a special occasion what does he put on? His 10-year-old Bjorn Borg boxer briefs that he wore to his wedding, of course. (QB)