Page 1 News (05/12)

Holy Toledo: A Roman Catholic priest was convicted Thursday of murder in the slaying of a nun who was found stabbed 26 years ago in a hospital chapel, her forehead "anointed" with a smudge of blood, her wounds forming an upside-down cross on her chest. (AP)

Idol Thoughts: Getting booted from "American Idol" ain't gonna break Chris Daughtry's stride. Hours after his surprise dismissal, he was offered a job with the band Fuel. Who? (AP)

No Food Shit: Oprah Winfrey had a woman with anorexia on her show yesterday and told her that after 20 years of doing shows about the topic she still "doesn't get" anorexia. Gee, you're kidding, Oprah. (O Web)

Pieces of Her Bridge: Vocally challenged poptart Ashlee Simpson won't confirm or deny that she's had a nose job, so I will do it for her. She has and I say it's about f**king time. (ABC)

Oliver's Story: A woman convicted of beating and kicking her daughter’s teacher in front of the girl’s seventh-grade class was sentenced to six months in jail Thursday. Paulette Baines, 45, a high school teacher, walked into Mary Oliver’s science classroom, grabbed Oliver’s hair and dragged her across the room while punching her in the face and kicking her, Oliver testified. The April 2005 attack occurred because Baines was angry about Oliver confronting her daughter for being in the hallway without permission. Yeah, bitch. How dare you try to make a student follow rules. You're lucky you only had two broken ribs, a concussion, bruises and damaged disks in her neck. (AP)