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Marshal Law: Air Marshal Shoots, Kills Passenger at Miami airport / Where were these nimble fellows when that dick sat down next to me on the flight to Phoenix with a bag of 13 McDonald's cheeseburgers and kept rubbing his hands together between bites? (Washington Post)

Human Idiocy Virus: Idiots are more dangerous than AIDS, Doctors Say / Like I haven't been saying this for years? (Regnum)

Lap-Dance Confessional: Former stripper founds Christian ministry / Finally someone with the right credentials is getting involved in this religion stuff. (WorldNetDaily)

Lowering the Bar: Convicted murderer loses bid to be lawyer / People are debating whether someone who murdered two people has the right "moral character" to be a lawyer. Um, did anyone ever mention that people who murder two people shouldn't be walking the f**king streets? (AP)

Miller Time: Anatomizing the Art and Life of an Omnivorous Beauty / A new book examines the life and times of glamour girl/photographer Lee Miller, whose fan club members included Pablo Picasso, Man Ray, Edward Steichen, Charlie Chaplin, Max Ernst, Jean Cocteau and James Beard. (NY Times)