Hot-Ass Jason Varitek to Retire

The Boston Globe reports that Jason Varitek, a two-time World Series champion and the captain of the Red Sox from 2005-11, will announce his retirement today in Fort Myers, Fla. While it's blasphemy to root for the Red Sox here in New York, I think we can all agree that Varitek is one of the game's hunkiest players and has the hottest ass -- catchers always do -- even if the jury is still out as to whether or not this is really his heinie HERE.

This is definitely it, however, at the 50-second mark HERE.