Dorothy Parker Can't Lose

 

Sage advice from the queen of the Algonquin Round Table. 

My late brother Bill’s "The Elephants of Style" will also work in a pinch!

On a personal note: This was a pub-day gift to him from his widow, who after 29 years has decided to sell their Capitol Hill home -- a decision that has opened the floodgates. Suffice to say It's been an emotional couple of weeks for my family. xo

Tennis Tuesday

Need some pointers? He'll show you a thing or 9.5 BELOW

Remains of the Day (03/18)

Interview: The admins of @ArchiveDILFS see your horny quote tweets

Greg in Hollywood: I'm bored with the topic, but since Eric McCormack played a rather significant gay role in TV history it's worth noting that he believes roles should go to best actors, irrespective of sexuality

The Randy Report: Self-proclaimed billionaire unable to secure bondsman for $464 million judgment due to lack of collateral

Manspread Monday: This could eradicate skin cancer

Pride: Olympic swimmer Sean Gunn comes out as gay

BuzzFeed: Chloë Sevigny recalled awkwardly learning that "Feud" co-star Tom Hollander has a wife and kids after mistakenly treating him like her “gay best friend”

Matthew's Island: Blue-collared, for your pleasure

PinkNews: Was King James I really gay? The true story behind the steamy series "Mary & George"

NYT: For Irish LGBT New Yorkers, it’s been a long way to Staten Island

Boy Culture: Patrick Duffy's ass from "Atlantis"

Socialite Life: Jonathan Bailey has joined the cast of "Heartstopper"

WaPo: He’s starring in the role he was born to play: His mom

Hot Cat of the Day: Break every rule

UNDERCOVER KEPT:

THIS was awfully cute!

Weekend Tennis Roundup

Carlos Alcaraz and Iga Swiatek cleaned up in Indian Wells, while Matteo Berrettini made a "big" splash at the Challenger in Phoenix. Full report plus all the ATP beef that's fit to post BELOW.

Sunday Comics

"Feel free to borrow any book, as long as it's not load-bearing."

Remains of the Day (03/15)

NYP: I feel terrible for this poor woman's family -- especially her barely legal son

Dallas Voice: Tell me identifying as "queer" is a fad without telling me identifying as queer is a fad ... again!!!!

NBC News: Oprah Winfrey pays tribute at GLAAD Media Awards to gay brother who died from AIDS in 1989

Greg in Hollywood: John Waters on Dreamland, Divine, and being a “filth elder”

Saturday 'Stache: 5’11” - 235lbs -- since people like to ask ... and a vintage lip sweater to get you going HERE.

NYT: The designer who makes movie posters worthy of museums

The Randy Report: Japanese high court rules denying same-sex marriage unconstitutional ... looks like Damian and I are visiting at just the right time 

MPRNews: First black-owned gay bar in San Francisco reborn as art at the Walker Art Center in Minneapolis

NYP: If only every lunatic who pulled a gun on innocent people wound up getting shot with his own weapon(!)

Speedo Sunday: Slovenian tennis player Aljaz Bedene takes a dip in Hugo Boss square-cut briefs

NYT: Fifty years ago, the landmark TV show "Free to Be ... You and Me" showed Gen X kids that no one else has the right to tell you who you are ... and I had MY DOLLS to prove it!

USA Today: Pierce Brosnan pleads guilty to Yellowstone National Park violation, ordered to pay $1,500

Washington Blade: Pornhub blocks Texas accessing site over age verification law

New Republic: Another closet-case politician or “juvenile prank”? 

Rutgers: So I'm NOT imagining that way too many "gays" smoke?

Hot Cat of the Day: We somehow missed this canal officer when we were in Amsterdam! 

PODCAST:

Listen to Dennis Hensley interview Abdi Nazemian -- author of "Like a Love Story" and the Stonewall Award-winning "Only This Beautiful Moment" -- HERE.