Page 1 Roundup (03/19)

The Daily News: Trump signs coronavirus relief bill -- but needs you to do him a favor, though

IRS says you can delay paying taxes amid coronavirus

Jesus Christ. Might be time to add Ciara hubby Russell Wilson to my hottest NFL players list

KIT212: The 50 hottest NFL players of all time

Deadline: Kevin Bacon starts ‘6 Degrees’ campaign to encourage social distancing

CNN: Two members of Congress -- a Republican and a Democrat -- said they’ve tested positive for coronavirus

Los Angeles Times: Facing criticism, ICE will reduce enforcement actions amid coronavirus pandemic

The Hill: Italy reports 475 coronavirus deaths in one day, cases top 35,000

MI: Elizabeth Warren just laid out 8 conditions that companies should accept for government bailout money during the coronavirus crisis 

Boy Culture: LGBTQ & -adjacent books to make isolation less lonely

Variety: ‘Muriel’s Wedding’ turns 25: Why the flawed heroine was ahead of her time

Greg in Hollywood: A star-studded edition of 'The Rosie O’Donnell Show' on Sunday will benefit The Actors Fund

Towleroad: With Italy under quarantine, dolphins return to Venice canals (cute overload!)

This scientist was driven back to China by the Trump administration where he invented a quick coronavirus test

Salon: Bernie needs to step back and let other progressive leaders flourish -- especially women

DailyKos: Why Bernie could have never won in November: His total-total popular vote count was at around 30% when there were like 50 candidates in the race, and it still 30% after everyone else dropped out. In other words, Joe Biden pretty much sucked up all the supporters of other candidates.

The Randy Report: Eurovision song contest 2020 canceled

Queerty: West Hollywood leads Los Angeles county in new coronavirus infections

NewNowNext: 11 queer books we can’t wait to read this spring

New York Post: Coronavirus in NY: Restaurants announce mass layoffs as pandemic puts city in chokehold

Westchester man threatens to blow up coronavirus testing command post, where my pal works!

Dlisted: Open post hosted by Hostess Iced Lattes: Ding Dong flavor

OMG Blog: German 'Big Brother' contestant showers his fat ass

The Washington Post: On Fox News, suddenly a very different tune about the coronavirus

Sinéad O’Connor is still in one piece

The New York Times: Trump signs relief package; China reports zero new local infections

India scrambles to escape a coronavirus crisis. So far, it’s working.

Having to agree with Bret Stephens pains me, but he actually gets the Woody Allen situation right

Coronavirus ravages 7 members of a single family, killing 3

The Wall Street Journal: No Lucky Charms, plenty of okra -- what’s left at the grocery store

America needed coronavirus tests. The government failed.

Call it a layoff a furlough for a cut shift: Americans are losing work

Staff at Kirkland Facility with coronavirus outbreak spread it to other facilities, study finds

Hot Cat of the Day: This little girl didn't sign up for the whole family to be home all day, every day!

Song of the Day: 'Elevator Trio' by Theodore Shapiro (featuring Caroline Shaw, Petra Haden and Susanna Hoffs)

Three blameless women contributed to this atmospheric track from Jay Roach's film about the women of Fox News. Full soundtrack HERE.

Remains of the Day (04/18)

Towleroad: British man, 27, gets life in prison for infecting Grindr dates with HIV by damaging condoms

Shakesville: Hero Southwest Airlines pilot Tammie Jo Shults saved the day -- and a lot of lives

Boy Culture: Sex-bomb Andy Favreau drinking milk shirtless, over and over

The Gay Almanac: Ad Council kicks off "Beyond I Do" campaign to fight LGBT discrimination

HuffPost: Gay man thought losing 70 pounds would bring him joy -- he was wrong

PinkNews: Malta's prime minister challenges world leaders to "lead and not follow" on LGBT equality

UnPresidented: No disclosure? No problem. Sean Hannity gets a pass at Fox News

Dlisted: Sexy Nicholas Hoult is now a real-life daddy

The Hill: Stormy Daniels to donate to Planned Parenthood in Trump and Cohen's names if she wins case

The Daily Beast: New poll finds Ted Cruz vs. Beto O'Rourke race "too close to call"

The Randy Report: Crazy Donald contradicts himself -- again -- over Comey firing

Baseline: Venus and Serena Williams joins Billie Jean King's leadership initiative

The New York Times: Those we lost to the AIDS epidemic, in pictures

CBS: Nikki Haley responds to White House claims about her: "I don't get confused"

Curbed: What $4,250 rents in NYC right now

Sessums Magazine: Billy is no longer a kid: The mature artistry of Billy Crudup

Tennis Life: Six women protected in French Open entry list

Fresno Bee: University professor slams Barbara Bush as "an amazing racist"

📽 from @my_sweetie_cat "Do not disturb!" 😂😂😂😂😂 ~ double tap ❤❤❤ #sweetcatclub

A post shared by Sweet Cat Club (@sweetcatclub) on Apr 17, 2018 at 8:05pm PDT

Hot Cat of the Day: Because the world should always revolve around animals

Page 1 Roundup (04/17)

The Daily News: "Get this through your heads, libs. I didn't hire him to be my lawyer. I just gave him some money for advice that he can't divulge to anyone else under penalty by law"

Binghamton University student charged with fatally stabbing freshman on campus

Towleroad: Man claims pain killer Lyrica turned him gay

New York Post: How Michael Cohen's day in court became the Stormy Daniels show

NBC: Judge finalizes $25 million settlement in Trump’s fraud case

Gr8er Days: 'Night Court' star Harry Anderson dies at 65

New York Times, New Yorker win Pulitzer for reporting that sparked #MeToo movement

The New York Times: Crazy Donald throws yet another member of his administration under the bus in favor of Putin

UPDATE: A top White House official said Nikki Haley, the ambassador to the United Nations, experienced “momentary confusion” by announcing new sanctions on Russia. “I don’t get confused,” she replied.

Mother Jones: Watch every time Hannity has defended Michael Cohen on his show since the FBI raid

Page Six: Billionaire banking heir Matthew Mellon dies in rehab facility

Kristin Davis buys $5.2 million Brentwood home

The Washington Post: A bride-to-be sent an invitation to the wrong address -- and it came back with this note

The Wall Street Journal: Parents are preparing tax returns for their grown children even into their 40s, with no plans to hand over the chore

Page 1 Roundup (03/11)

The Daily News: Parkland fights guns as country focuses on porn stars

As if Fox News host Jesse Watters couldn't be any more of an embarrassment

New York Post: Top mortician school embroiled in widespread cheating scandal

Scott Baio’s wife reveals brain disease diagnosis

Page Six: Bill Cosby paid Andrea Constand $3.5M in 2006 settlement

The Sun: Sharon Stone celebrates 60 in a bikini with PDA-loving boytoy

The New York Times: I'm not sure if these 25 songs tell us where 'music is going' or not -- but I like that the best track from Tracey Thorn's new album is included

The Washington Post: After once predicting quick end to Mueller probe, White House now looking to expand legal team

Mueller obtains personal letter from Trump to Putin

The Wall Street Journal: Can’t stop, won’t stop: eating a whole pint of ice cream at once is OK now

Page 1 Roundup (11/01)

The Daily News: Heartbreaking to read that five of the victims were a gang of Argentinian friends in town celebrating their 30th high school reunion

I live in the middle of Manhattan and no one is talking about this 

The New York Post: Of course Jeremy Piven has been accused of sexual harassment

The New York Times: Russia inquiry fails to unite nation ... wonder why?

The Wall Street Journal: Now Coming to a Backyard Near You: Weird Chickens

Page 1 Roundup (10/23)

The Daily News: Gretchen Carlson condemns Fox News for resigning Bill O’Reilly after he settled $32 million harassment lawsuit

The New York Post: 38 women accuse Hollywood director James Toback of sexual harassment

Terrifying subway-shove caught on camera / Read HERE.

The New York Times: Fox News Apologizes for Featuring Veteran Who Lied About Being a Navy SEAL

The Wall Street Journal: There’s One Place Where Man Purses Are Much Beloved. It’s a War Zone 

Alt Wrong

That Trump retweeted an alt right leader diminishing the outrage over Charlottesville might be his lowest moment yet -- and there is so much competition. 

There is truly no hope for this country. 

Roger Ailes, Whose Fox News Ruined the U.S., Is Dead at 77

He will not be missed.

Page 1 Roundup (04/20)

The New York Post: Aaron Hernandez had Bible verse scrawled on his forehead

The Daily News: Bill O'Reilly out at Fox News amid sex harassment allegations 

The New York Times: The Case Against Bill O'Reilly

The Wall Street Journal: Phony Baloney: Butchers Are Selling Vegetables Made to Look Like Meat