Monday, June 01, 2026

Weekend Tennis Roundup


Insane first week in Paris, guaranteeing a first-time Grand Slam champ on the men's side. Salacious photo highlights BELOW.



I'd be even more excited about this unusual turn of events if every one of the likely winners weren't in the bottom half of the draw. At least Matteo Arnaldi's adorable! I'm picking Flavio Cobolli to reach the final, even if he did "almost shit his pants" earlier today.




Three Italians into the quarters for the first time ever … and none of them is named Sinner! 



Jakub Mensik flies into the quarterfinals 



Giant killer Joao Fonseca 




Italian Andrea Pellegrino may not be in the final 8. But he is trending in his wet boxer briefs ...



In motion 


Stefanos Tsitsipas is crying out for OnlyFans


Emil Ruusuvuori in motion




David O'Hare




Someone needs to send me naughty Orlando Luz content


Ditto for Pedro Martinez 


I received Alexandre Mueller's and it did not disappoint(!) 


The Great Brazilian Hope


From my sister-in-law(!)


John Isner looks like he can fit a lot in that mouth ...



If Carlos Alcaraz is upset about missing Roland Garros, you'd never guess it





Thicc Marcus Willis 



Tennis brother of the year: Zlatan Dzumhur





Jack Draper is back at square one




Pretty boy Raphael Collignon


Lorenzo Musetti









Zachary Svajda makes a run


Stefan Latinovic and friend


Casper Ruud brings


 ... and feels the heat


Sex on a beach: Hady Habib 



Luka Pavlovi's ass won't quit




This is for anyone who thinks I have Marat Safin ranked too high on my list of hottest men's tennis players






I still haven't heard from my estranged husband, who is having quite the run in Paris (third round in singles, still alive in the round of 16 of doubles)




But if we don't reconcile, I think this might be his brother. (How do you say "will do in a pinch" en français?)






Yes, I'm infatuated with Nicolas Moreno 


Liam Broady


Nicolas Barrientos gets a leg up 




Norway's Nicolai Budkov Kjær cleans up nicely



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Karen Khachanov and Marcelo Demoliner 


Andy Mies


Cerrundolo brothers in Paris 


Robert Cardenas 


Daniel Altmaier 


Fashionable Taylor Fritz 


Compromised Valentin Vacherot


Tommy Paul in Lululemon undies













Divorce and retirement sure seem to be working for Jamie Murray 


Poland's Oskar Grzegorzewski 


Joao Fonseca






Storytime with Matteo Berrettini


Those French boys came out to give Gael Monfils a nice sendoff 


Always a treat to see big Jo-Wilfried Tsonga 





Thanasi Kokkinakis looked good enough to eat




Camilo Ugo Carabelli


Short roi Hugo Gaston


Big Marcelo Melo


Stan says goodbye to Paris


Adam Jones 






Despite the incident, he's still worth a follow!


It might have helped if he'd apologized for the right thing …


It's 2026, right?


1 comment:

lather@yahoo.com said...

They are all incredibly handsome. I really didn't know them but happened to watch most of Arnaldi. After he won, took off his cap and smiled with every pore of his body, I was fully smitten. <3 <3 <3 I know his chances are low, but I'm rooting for him.