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Paging Dr. Furley: It's kind of fitting that "Three's Company" star John Ritter would end up dying because of some elaborate misunderstanding. (AP)

Losing Luster: The Oscars are officially dead this year. Vanity Fair has canceled its party. (NYT)

Anderson Who? The Daily Intelligencer catches up with anchor hottie David Muir. (DI)

The Daily Grind: God, please let this writers strike end. Even Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are starting to be tedious. (NYT)

Liar, Liar: It sounds like Roger Clemens took the Rafael Palmero route before Congress. Let's hope his ex-lover Andy Pettitte's testimony doesn't land the Rocket behind bars (although he does look good in stripes, above). (LAT)

Catting Around: Who cares if he's broke -- he's hot! (Gawker)

Silver Lining: Hall of Fame pitcher Jim Palmer was awarded $890,000 by a jury Monday for damages resulting from a botched eye surgery. On the bright side he won't be able to see his Jockey underwear ads so clearly ever again. (AP)

The Mayors of Castro Street: Sean Penn as Harvey Milk and sexy James Franco as his lover Scott Smith? It's the "Milk" and I can't wait to see it! (Towleroad)

Sexy Time: Does it make me a weirdo that I think John Mayer is way hotter as Borat than his normal persona? (OhLaLa)