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Dynamic Duo: "Fantastic Four" hottie Chris Evans showed up the AT&T Blackberry Curve launch party at the Beverly Wilshire with a superhot new girlfriend: Minka Kelly, who plays cheerleader sexpot Lyla Garrity on "Friday Night Lights." God, let there be a forthcoming sex tape. I'm not sure which one I'm more in love with. (Gatecrasher)

Jump the Baby Shark: MSNBC ranks the Top 5 unnecessary TV children, yet completely misses the boat by leaving Andy Keaton of "Family Ties" fame off the list. (MSNBC)

What Else Is Popping Up? The teacher's not an online porn addict, just the victim of pop-up ads. Yeah, right. (MSNBC)

Something in Common: In one of the more bizarre, made-in-media-heaven matchups, JonBenet Ramsey's dad has developed a cozy "relationship" with Natalee Holloway's mom. All I want to know is might there any way Nancy Grace can officiate at the wedding ceremony? (NYP)

Page Turner: Justice Department investigators have absolved former Arizona Rep. Jim Kolbe of wrongdoing in his relationships with House pages, Kolbe says. In a statement Wednesday, Kolbe and his Washington lawyers said they received notice Tuesday that investigators had completed their work on the preliminary inquiry opened by federal prosecutors last fall, and saw no reason to pursue it further. Prosecutors began looking into Kolbe's relationships with House pages after hearing reports that he took a Fourth of July camping trip to the Grand Canyon with two former pages and others in 1996. (AP)

Mormon Knows Best: A New England lezzie ripped into Mitt Romney at a campaign stop over his opposition to gay marriage. Where's the YouTube clip when you need it? (Source)