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Wall of Wigs: A ghoulish Phil Spector showed up for jury selection in his murder trial at L.A. Superior Court on Monday looking like a cross between the comedian Emo Phillips and KROQ legend Rodney Bingenheimer -- only somehow worse than both. Spector is accused of murdering the actress Lana Clarkson in the foyer of his castle-like home yet has weaseled his way into delaying the trial for more than four years while out on bail. More shocking than his page-boy wig, however, was seeing his latest wife, one Rachelle Spector, who despite her freakish surgically enhanced appearance still must be about half his age. How dumb is this woman? (AP)

Hooters Goes Kosher: If this doesn't stop Jesus from making his return, nothing will. (Reuters)

Assembling the Perfect Relationship: If the Swedish Parliament accepts a government funded report recommending it amend its civil unions law to allow same-sex couples to marry the Church of Sweden says it will perform marriage ceremonies. Here's a little advice in advance to all you would-be Swedish newlyweds: the secret to a long-lasting relationship is never trying to assemble a LEKSVIK dresser with your mate. (365Gay)

Hate Crime: Authorities are investigating the killing of a central Florida man as a hate crime after interviews with people who knew him revealed he was gay, officials said. William David Brown Jr., 20, and Joseph Bearden, 21, were being held without bond in the Polk County Jail Saturday after being charged with first degree murder in connection to Ryan Keith Skipper's death, authorities said. (Advocate)

Marching On: Well, thanks to you who voted I was able to take that 9-foot drag queen Lady Bunny (adult link) down in the first round of March Gayness (let's hope I don't run into her in a back room dark alley anytime soon). Voting in the Round of 32 is now on. My opponent? Gay Rights Watch. If you feel like showing me some lovin', you can cast your vote over here.