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Prison Break: My friend thinks Shawn is "the hottest inmate EVER" ("and he embroiders!!"). I'm still trying to figure out why my friend is cruising prison Web sites ... (Meet-an-Inmate.com)

My Quarterback Vinny: Testaverde's not bad for 43 -- or 23. Let the Patriot games begin. (AP)

Nightmare on Bundy: Who knew O.J. Simpson was so creative? Somehow he is going to sit down for an interview in which he makes up details of how he would have killed his ex-wife, Nicole Brown, and her friend Ron Goldman. Where on earth will he get inspiration for this? (LAT)

Self-Hatred Runs Deep: Refresh my memory: Why do gays and lesbians continue to try to ingratiate themselves to organizations that condemn them? (WP)

Ask Amy WHAT? Who would have ever dreamed that we'd live to see a day when a newspaper advice column answers questions from kids who are concerned about their gay younger brother's hooker habits? (STLtoday)

Shanghai Surprise: James Blake is on a roll in China. (AP)

Bulimia Hits Home: On a more serious note: I'm taking my baby, Troy, to the vet later today. For the past month or two he has thrown up vitually everything he's eaten. I'm not sure if he's overheard me making cracks about people's weight or if there's something truly wrong with him. He seems perfectly normal otherwise -- and every person I know with a cat "of a certain age" says their cat throws up constantly too (my brother says a cat's digestive system is proof that there's no such thing as "intelligent design."). I'd be much more willing to buy the "Troy's just getting old" line if it didn't happen overnight (he was never one to throw up before). Keep a good thought for my little critter and I'll let you know the outcome tomorrow.