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Dining In: I totally disagree with this review. Mint Chocolate Chip Pop-Tarts are the bomb! Sure, they sound kind of wrong. But so did Mint Zone bars. (Mr. Breakfast)

Studio 86ed? Is "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" -- this fall's most-hyped show -- already on the brink of cancellation? I watched the pilot and wasn't all that impressed (the Judd Hirsch part was cringe-inducing) . The things about it that were good were already done better in Aaron Sorkin's brilliant "Sports Night" and the things that weren't so good -- like the jaw-droppingly bad lines the cast were more-than-frequently given -- were really bad. (E!)

Donna Martin Graduates: Like most fags I kinda love Tori Spelling. She is was soooooo ugly and awkward and we were outcasts as kids too, so we couldn't help but root for her. But still. Her being pregnant still seems kinda, um, gross -- like if your favorite fag hag suddenly got knocked up. (AH)

Baby-Sit Like Beckham: How annoying is this? Maddox, the adopted five-year-old son of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, is already a student at the David Beckham Soccer Academy in LA. But papa Pitt has reportedly requested the soccer star personally give his son some pointers. (Shallow End)

Wham-Bam: How much more embarrassing can the George Michael saga get? Apparently a lot more. (PinkNews)

Coming Next Fall: This might make a good television drama: "The Open And Closeted Lives of a Gay Congressman" ... (WP)