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Tonya and Nancy - The Sequel: Northern Colorado punter Rafael Mendoza, right, practices his technique Aug. 7 in Greeley, Colo., as backup punter Mitch Cozad looks on. Cozad has been arrested on suspicion of stabbing Mendoza in his kicking leg, police said Wednesday and the motive may have been competition for the first-string job. Someone had better find out where Jeff Gillooly Stone was pronto. (AP)

Male Bonding: Chuck in Michigan helps the gays better understand why they should watch sports. (Calling Shenanigans!)

He Took One for the Team: I'm guessing Tyron Garner's grandparents aren't going to be laminating their grandson's obituary with a headline like this. (Wouldn't "landmark gay rights case" have been a little better?) (NYT)

A Taxing Father: A judge ordered Venus and Serena Williams to turn over tax returns to prosecutors who claim the documents prove the tennis stars lied about their father's involvement in their careers. (What was I just saying about Daddy Dearest?) (AP)

Tom Cruise Gets Outed (Yet Again): Even though the gays don't want him anymore, a male escort is "telling all" about his gay romps with the likes of Tom Cruise, Jason Priestly, Andrea Bocelli, Garth Brooks, Randy Travis and Antonio Banderas. You gotta love a gay hooker with an agenda and a big mouth. (Hollywood Interrupted)