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God Dan It! NBC News legal correspondent Dan Abrams was put in charge of MSNBC on Monday -- and his first move was to take himself off the air there. I'd say it's a bad sign when your first move as a network executive is to cancel your channel's only good show. Dan, Dan, Dan ... (AP)

Brown vs. the Board of O.J.: The sister of Nicole Brown Simpson said she is no longer consumed by hate for O.J. Simpson. Denise Brown told "Inside Edition" that she has moved on and the feelings she once had for her former brother-in-law have melted away. She says she that still has a relationship with her Nicole's children, Justin and Sydney, but they never discuss their mother's murder when they're together. (AP)

The Star Report: "Sex and the City" and "Melrose Place" creator Darren Star will remake the darkly funny British sitcom "Nighty Night" for Showtime, reports Variety. The show will mark the first time since 2000's "Grosse Pointe" that Star will both write and executive-produce. Oxygen is currently airing the original version of the show, about a beauty salon owner (played by series creator Julia Davis) who may be the most self-centered person on earth: In the first scene of the show's pilot, for instance, she learns that her husband is dying of a terminal disease; in the second scene, she visits a dating service. The show will be produced by Sony Pictures Television, where Star is based. (Advocate)

Field of Dreams: When Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Philippe decide to exercise together, photographers take notice. (OhNoTheyDidn't)

Big DumbassBen: Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is listed in serious but stable condition in a Pittsburgh hospital following surgery to repair facial damage sustained in a motorcycle accident yesterday morning, his doctor said. No word on his beard's condition. (AP)