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Manhunt: The 18-year-old dickhead who attacked three men in a Massachusetts gay bar was captured in Arkansas on Saturday after killing a police officer and a woman, police said. Unfortunately, he was injured but not killed. (Reuters) (UPDATE: The dickhead has died. I'm glad we won't have to look at his face or give him any additional attention. My thoughts and prayers are with the family of Officer Jim Sell and the victims in Massachusetts.)

Chucky Stopped: After crushing Maria Sharapova in the semifinals in Tokyo, Martina Hingis got trounced by serve-challenged Russian Elena Dementieva in the finals. Still a great week for Chucky, making the final of a Tier I event. But losing to Elena 6-2, 6-0? (WP)