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Love in the Fast Lane: NASCAR and Harlequin are teaming up for a series of romance novels. The torrid tales of out-of-wedlock babies born to beer-gutted men and chainsmoking floozies are sure to please. (USA Today)

Gaza Comic Strip: Tension Rises Over Cartoons of Muhammad / Some people are so touchy. (WP)

He's the Boss: Why does Saddam Hussein have complete control over his "trial"? Why don't they shackle him and drag his ass into court like they would in any other real trial? (WP)

Gay Nazi: Police continued their hunt for an armed suspect who shot two people and slashed another inside a popular gay nightclub in Massachusetts. Is there any doubt in anyone's mind that this 18-year-old lunatic is a self-hating closeted homosexual? (CNN)

Chucky's Revenge? Martina Hingis won her quarterfinal match in Tokyo to set up a "dream match" versus Maria Sharapova, someone who wasn't even a force on the tour when she last played regularly. Should be interesting. (Reuters)