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Talk About Your Fag Lovers: You can hardly blame the American Family Association for being outraged at the Ford Motor Company. After all, it was Ford’s “extensive promotion of homosexuality,” including the company’s "training in tolerance of gays" that left the AFA with no other choice but to organize a boycott. I mean, Jesus: if you're going to be so tolerant you might as well buttfuck someone while you're at it. (NY Times)

Buggy Road Robbery: Amish man targeted in sex scam / A 75-year-old Amish widower, afraid his church community would find out about him seeking sex from a prostitute, was scammed out of more than $67,000 from a prostitute and her boyfriend. / Apparently the sex was worth only about $62,000, a prosecutor says. (AP)

To-Do List: Man Kills Wife, 3 Kids After Dispute Over Chores / I guess he told them. Lesson to be learned: when someone tells you it's your turn to take out the trash, button your lip. (AP)

Nap Time: Millions of children invisible to the world: UN / Sounds like a conservative estimate to me. All but one are invisible to me. (Xinhua)