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Gugawear: Brazilian tennis star Gustavo Kuerten starts his own clothing line. (French Open titles sold separately.) (Bloomberg)

Get a(nother) hobby: Ohio woman had searched 40 times before finding missing kids / I guess it's good that this woman became "obsessed" with finding these missing children's bodies, but I hope she never gets anywhere near me. (AP)

Ancient Chinese Secret, Huh?!: Anti-Lice Lotion Not Unique, Doctor Admits (Washington Post)

Das Boot: Scientists: Titanic May Have Sank Faster / Does this mean we could have shaved nine hours off that Ellen Degeneres -- I mean DiCaprio-a-thon? (AP)

Straightened Up: Adult video star Mark Dalton released after just more than a year in prison / The blond bodybuilder said he learned from his experience behind bars to appreciate freedom. He called imprisonment a “living nightmare.” His goal now that he is out of the slammer is “to splatter my face around on the magazines and in the videos,” Dalton said. “I know one thing that is going to happen in the short future is to get my Web site totally redone.” / To all of those naysayers who think the prison reform system doesn't work I say this: talk to the hand, biatch. His Web site's gonna be totally redone. Totally. And quick. (DallasVoice via Queerty)

Smoking Mad: Westin hotel chain to ban smoking indoors / Am I the only person who would rather they put smokers back in a room somewhere and ban smoking outdoors? Going outside used to mean getting some "fresh air." Now it means dodging the hundreds of smokers who have been driven outside of office buildings, bars and restaurants. The ban was a good idea that has had innumerable unintended negative side effects. Where's my right to walk down the street without inhaling secondhand smoke? (AP)