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Is Bob Woodward the new Armstrong Williams? (Hint: yes, but he gets paid a lot more.) Watergate hero shame over White House leak (The Independent)

Rep. John Murtha of Pennsylvania rips Dick Cheney a new one and I love him for it. (SF Chronicle)

How embarrassing: "Laguna Beach" Talan is engaged to skank Kimberly Stewart after about a week of dating. Well, then again: Kimberly was willing to point out that Jennifer Aniston isn't anything special (the Friend-ly elephant in the room), so maybe now Kim will break it to Talan that he cannot sing. (AllHeadlineNews)

Surely this can't be right: Rappers in Drug Feud (Herald Sun)

Apparently Spokane Mayor James West's computer downloaded gay porn by itself, chatted with underage boys, and dated boys. If that's what he says happened then that's good enough for me. (Advocate)

Analyze This: I love when parents publicly humiliate their children and brag about it. I hope Mom is saving up for the years of therapy that will ensue. (AP)

Plenty of reason to live: Maxim's 25 greatest short dudes of all time (AP)