Page 1 Roundup (06/09)

The Daily News: ‘Unless there’s change, brutality will continue’: On bended knee, Dems unveil police reform bill in wake of George Floyd’s death

Is 'Arizona Karen' wearing 'The Dress'?

The Randy Report: Biden campaign launches ‘Out for Biden’ LGBTQ voter outreach

Mike Signorile: Lindsey Graham's queer predicament

Instagram: Powerful words from Venus Williams

Name that tennis ass

Page Six: Chris Cuomo apparently caught naked in wife Cristina’s yoga video

Dlisted: Bonnie Pointer dies at 69

Queerty: HBO rolls out new trailer for ‘Welcome to Chechnya’ about queer purges in Europe

Towleroad: For first time ever, a gay couple appears in a TV commercial in Poland

People: Wanted: Black professional to join board of men's rights/incel clearinghouse

Gr8er Days: When Don Grady gave Wally Cleaver a run for his money

New York Post: Thousands pay last respects to George Floyd at Houston church

Trump’s only ‘liked’ tweet is about HBO’s ‘Insecure’ and Twitter is so confused

Stockard Channing selling cozy LA home for $2.5 million

The Washington Post: Ex-officer held on $1 million bail as Democrats unveil police reform bill

14 states and Puerto Rico hit highest seven-day average of new coronavirus infections

The New York Times: What would efforts to defund or disband police departments really mean?

#PublishingPaidMe and a day of action reveal an industry reckoning

GOTCHA!

The Wall Street Journal: You’ve shared your Netflix password with your entire family. Now you can’t watch Netflix.

Why stamp collecting is suddenly back in vogue

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Hot Cat of the Day: The tilted "concentration" head is what gets me!

Homo and Garden

Fun observation from LGBTQ journalism legend Hank Plante:

Now that TV reporters are broadcasting from their homes, I think the gay ones could teach the straight ones about home decor. Al Roker in his suburban kitchen and Chris Cuomo in his beige basement seem boring. Especially compared to ABC's James Longman in the modern London house that he shares with his boyfriend. Or Anderson Cooper in the Greenwich Village firehouse that he turned into a townhouse. (And yes, I have way too much free time.)

But is that Picasso?

Not pictured: His RIPPED body.

There's gotta be a HOME GYM in there somewhere! 

UPDATE: Did I speak too soon?

My friend Jim writes: 

He's not gay, but CNBC's David Faber is teaching us all a lesson on home decor.

UPDATE 2:

Maybe not. Poor (straight) Jeremy Bash really needs to come out of this closet.

Page 1 Roundup (04/01)

The Daily News: ‘We’re on a suicide mission’: Jacobi Hospital nurse charges lack of coronavirus protective gear endangers health care workers’ lives

Droplets carrying coronavirus can travel up to 27 feet, according to MIT researcher

The Atlantic: The coronavirus testing-site website Trump promised on March 13 was built not by Google, but by a team of engineers at Oscar Health, where Jared Kushner’s younger brother is co-founder and investor. The website has been suddenly and mysteriously scrapped.

Ass Wednesday: Waiting in line was never more pleasurable

Baseline: Patrick McEnroe tests positive for COVID-19 but feels "100 percent"

Queerty: Meet the cast of Netflix’s new crimefighting male stripper show

Boy Culture: Feast your eyes on Eric Janicki's ample ass

KOMO: Nordstrom alterations teams to sew more than 100,000 medical masks for healthcare workers

Gr8er Days: A virtual 'Nanny' reunion!

Towleroad: Let's hope Chris Cuomo's coronavirus diagnosis doesn't cut into his workout schedule

The Randy Report: Idaho governor signs two anti-trans bills into law on eve of  ‘Transgender Day of Visibility’

Socialite Life: Christopher Meloni and his ‘Law & Order’ character Elliot Stabler to return in limited spin-off series

Greg in Hollywood: See '54 (Director’s Cut)' Ryan Phillippe and Breckin Meyer kissing scene

New York Post: NYC paramedic says coronavirus patients brought to hospitals ‘to die’

Andrew Cuomo’s nipples take our minds off coronavirus

Louisiana sees over 1,200 new coronavirus cases in one day

The Washington Post: Trump -- who said the coronavirus was going to magically disappear -- projects up to 240,000 deaths in U.S., even with mitigation efforts

So you’ve binged ‘Tiger King.’ Here are 12 other true-crime series worth watching next.

The New York Times: Why Asia’s new coronavirus controls should worry the world

Who are the voters behind Trump’s higher approval rating?

Kathy Valentine of the Go-Go’s would like to talk to you about memes

The Wall Street Journal: When TV anchors work from home, a lot can go wrong

How Fauci prods, persuades Trump on coronavirus response

She’s a coal miner’s daughter, but Loretta Lynn’s mother taught her everything

Foundation offers to buy Los Angeles hospital, reopen it for coronavirus treatment

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I’m telling ya it’s the orange ones 🍊👌 Via: Scottmacdonald25 (TikTok)

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Hot Cat of the Day: What? I was told to stay in the house so I"m staying in the house.

Cuomo Estas?

This video of brothers Andrew and Chris Cuomo fighting ON AIR about their mom’s favorite child, calling their parents, and breaking curfew growing up is better than anything Shakespeare ever wrote pic.twitter.com/h7KF6pOdun

— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) March 17, 2020

I was cracking up when I read about this -- but wait'll you watch it!

Page 1 Roundup (02/08)

The Daily News: Queens school rejects student’s bid to add his name Malcolm X on senior sweater, then mocks him

Quincy Jones calls Beatles ‘the worst musicians,’ says Michael Jackson stole songs

Chris Cuomo unsure if Dems will make ‘room for a Cuomo or a Biden’ in run for president

New York Post: Pregnant teen says attackers tried to kill baby

 The Black Lives Matter leader known for diving over a barrier to snatch a Confederate flag from a protester on live TV last year was shot dead in New Orleans, police said

Page Six: Hollywood blasts Tarantino ahead of upcoming Charles Manson flick

The Washington Post: I thought gay rights were safe, but now I know I was wrong (op-ed)

20 notable African American firsts in entertainment

The New York Times: Rob Porter, White House aide, resigns after accusations of spousal abuse

Pelosi held House floor in advocacy of ‘Dreamers’ for more than 8 hours

Los Angeles Times: Former aide to Gavin Newsom speaks out about their affair while he was San Francisco mayor

The Wall Street Journal: How to win a high-school debate: Talk like a cattle auctioneer

Page 1 Roundup (02/06)

The Daily News: Donald  'I am wholly responsible for how well the stock market is doing' Trump looks the other way as the Dow Jones drops nearly 1,200 points, its biggest daily points plunge in history

Thank god someone is here to report on this breaking news story (from 2004) about Richard Dreyfuss 

New York Post: Monica Seles has terrible taste in men

Student teacher accused of sex with teen says she ‘loved’ him

Bitch, Please: Tell me something about Chris Cuomo I didn't already know

Page Six: Lee Radziwill not pleased with tell-all on tiffs with Jackie O

The New York Times: Donald's lawyers think he's a liar, want him to refuse interview in Russia inquiry

Alternative for Germany, the first nationalist party to enter Parliament since World War II, is targeting working-class voters who have supported the left for decades

House panel votes to release Democrats' memo that rebuts Republican claims that the F.B.I. and the Justice Department abused their powers to wiretap a former Trump campaign official -- now Donald will have five days to decide if he will try to block its release

Gr8er Days: John Mahoney, who played cranky dad on 'Frasier,' team captain in 'Broken Hearts Club,' dies at 77

The Washington Post: She killed 115 people before the last Korean Olympics. Now she wonders: ‘Can my sins be pardoned?’

The Wall Street Journal: The world bagpipe championships has a minimum size but no upper limit, and that has set off a noisy race for talent

Irma's Silver Lining

Sending my best to everyone affected by the hurricane. At least one good thing came out of something so devastatingly awful. 

CNN's Chris Cuomo Apologizes for Comparing 'Fake News' to 'N-Word for Journalists'

Smart move, sir. But you needn't apologize for that sweater. 

Read HERE.

Cuomo Sexual

Chris Cuomo was hot at 25 -- and even hotter suited or shirtless NOW.

Cuomo + Homo

  Equals sneaky pic on the street HERE.

Cuomo Is No Homo

  ... But he sure got bitchy with a woman who called out his new network on its shoddy reporting!

Quote of the Day: Governor Andrew Cuomo

Time for me to realize there are other fish in the sea?

“Look, there are issues that come across your desk… that you just say, ‘This is absurd.’ Marriage equality changed life for people. When we did the gay-pride parade after the passage? I can’t tell you how many family members, friends, sisters, and brothers… It provided a level of acceptance for millions of people. And their families.” -- New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.

Now if only he could get his brother Chris to gay-marry me. (Via FishbowlNY)