Sunday, April 13, 2025

Weekend Tennis Roundup



Was an absolute thrill to attend my first Masters 1000 event, especially getting to see both the eventual champion and runner-up. Although I adore Lorenzo Musetti, reaching the final was just the milestone his career needed — especially considering Carlos Alcaraz had managed to slip to No. 3 in the world despite being the reigning French and Wimbledon champion so quasi desperately needed the points to get back to No. 2 before he’s forced to play Sinner in the semifinals of another major. (He succeeded — and is now 125 points ahead of Alexander Zverev.) 



I am attempting to post this on my phone from our hotel room in St. Moritz, so please forgive the presentation. But with men like these, a picture really is worth a thousand + words. See for yourself BELOW.



Big Joe alert! 



Romain Arneodo (a French-born Monegasque) and Manuel Guinard defeated Julian Cash and Lloyd Glasspool in the final, 1–6, 7–6(10–8), [10–8] to win the doubles title



Give this man a trophy for thickness 



Arthur Fils pushed Carlos to the limit 



Francisco Cabral and Lucas Miedler won their first Challenger title as a team in Madrid



Raphael Collignon was triumphant in Monza, defeating Vitaliy Sachko 6-3, 7-5 to secure his second Challenger title of the year!


Behold Sean Hodkin’s farmer’s tan



What a doll!



Big David Vega Hernandez



But is he any good with the clay?



Is Matteo Berrettini too big to play?



Lorenzo ran out of oil



Meme of the year 



Did Iga make a(nother) Wim decision?



Novak Djokovic flops again 



At least he has modeling



Carlitos’s way



Stefanos Tsitsipas drops out of the Top 15 for the first time since 2018 by losing his Monte Carlo points 


Young gun



Lorenzo’s injured ass



Daddy Robert Farah



Alex DeMinaur’s shorts made quite a splash 





How does one get this job?


The Muppet Show




Doctor! Doctor!


Baby love



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What a week 



This kid’s trouble 




Mutual admiration society 





Back in the winners’ circle 



You’re making it so hard on me, Nole



Jakub Mensik will return to action this week in Munich



Adidas man



Fede Gomez 



Footie fan



Ben Lock on a beach 





Flat white man Adam Jones



Big Fede 



Mariano Navone’s got flex appeal 



Marcos Giron gets in an ass workout 



The Italiano beach boys 



Cooling down with Flavio Cobolli



Watch HERE



Fun and gams



Wet ‘n’ wild 
Carlitos 


Youth brigade 



Justine Henin sighting 





Jakub unbuttoned 


Go for a Karue Sell ride HERE



Marin Cilic back in action 



Liam Broady gets domestic 



Dino Prizmic



Luciano Darderi and friend 



More Musetti



Carlos puts on a show 


Flying high now



UTS peep show 



L’eggs Inc.



Ben on a beach 



Miles Bugby does Times Square 



 Berrettini puts it all out there 



Matt Ebden takes a gamble 



Big Ben



Alexandre Muller in MC



Damir Džumhur takes in a game



Formula 1 driver Nico Hülkenberg



Casper is an Argentina fan



Alejandro Moro Cañas's huge ass



Norwegian wood



Andrea in action 



Andrea Pellegrino looking slutty



Congrats to BJK, although: when is it enough?!



Vavassori sounds like he was a sore loser this week 



Fab Fabien Rebeoul



Illya Marchenko



Times 2



Zachary Svajda gets comfortable 



Not sure about this pairing 



Big boy



I’ll take Carlos’s “big” brother 



GQ model



Gym bros



Jonesy looks like he can fit a lot in that mouth 



Who wants to play with Tomas Machac?


Team Elina’s where it’s at



Another winning haircut for Marton Fucsovics



Arthur Bouquier’s hips don’t lie 



Damir’s hot brother 



Filip Krajinovic tries his hand at pickle ball 


Moro, please 



Was devastated when Jack Draper withdrew from the men’s doubles, especially given his partner 



What a doll



Yikes



By the numbers: This is more like it 



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1 comment:

VRCooper said...

I am so happy that you and Damien are enjoying yourselves. What can go wrong with a spirited tennis match? Travel safe and have a great week.