(green speedo): "Oh, my...hope this audition if for Madonna's new video 'Girl Gone Wild' - I sooooo wanna wear high heels this time"
(black speedo): "Oh, fuck...I think I let the oven on...there goes my lunch"
(white speedo): "Oh, God...hope this is for gay porn, cause these mates seem soooo hot, please God, please, please, please...may it be for a porn production"
I sent this photo to my mom to prove to her that my hair hasn't "gotten darker with age," it's just a side effect of the...
Fake Jan Alert
My blog is featured in Susan Olsen's tell-all about the ill-fated "Brady Bunch Variety Hour"!
Little Kenny
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Oceans 11
Carlsbad, Calif. (2008)
1983
Go Behind the Music of my high-school band, A La Plage
A Death in the Family
Little Larry left us too soon.
Once I Had a Love
With Debbie Harry
'Jungle' Fever
With Robert Buckley
Roger & Me
With Roger Federer
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12 comments:
Who's got the best chicken legs?!?!?
Do we look fat?
To get abs like this we only eat small amounts of protein :)
I'll take the one on the left
My fingers are ready for both of ya's!
Why is the middle Jonas brother giving us the finger?
Eenie, meenie, miney...wait, where's Moe?
When volunteering for the "Speed-o Wash n Dry" Carl and his buddies thought there would be cars involved.
ummm guys, I don't think our bathing suits are small enough.
One of these things is not like the others. K!
I see the one on the right on Manhunt all the time. He's a little too perfect to be human. I suspect a Skrull infiltrator.
(green speedo): "Oh, my...hope this audition if for Madonna's new video 'Girl Gone Wild' - I sooooo wanna wear high heels this time"
(black speedo): "Oh, fuck...I think I let the oven on...there goes my lunch"
(white speedo): "Oh, God...hope this is for gay porn, cause these mates seem soooo hot, please God, please, please, please...may it be for a porn production"
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