We're porn stars and even though we look awesome the only way we can pay our bills is by having sex on film since we gave up the idea of working at something more meaningful a long time ago and now have little to no marketable skills beyond showing pubic hair in our low rise jeans? Too pithy?
My blog is featured in Susan Olsen's tell-all about the ill-fated "Brady Bunch Variety Hour"!
Little Kenny
Growing up in Madison Heights, Mich.
Back to the Old House
The Web leads to an unexpected return to a house I grew up in.
Oceans 11
Carlsbad, Calif. (2008)
1983
Go Behind the Music of my high-school band, A La Plage
A Death in the Family
Little Larry left us too soon.
Once I Had a Love
With Debbie Harry
'Jungle' Fever
With Robert Buckley
Roger & Me
With Roger Federer
Step Brother McMullen
With Ed Burns
Headline News
With Thomas Roberts
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We're porn stars and even though we look awesome the only way we can pay our bills is by having sex on film since we gave up the idea of working at something more meaningful a long time ago and now have little to no marketable skills beyond showing pubic hair in our low rise jeans? Too pithy?
"I saw some Asian girls doing this sign hope it looks cool."
"That's right...2% body fat!"
I'm this many.
see I love living here. where else can two bears come out of the woods and hang by your pool
In the porn star version of rock-paper-scissors, it's chest hair-pubes-scissors... can you guess which one wins?
Porn stars make the best lawn ornaments.
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