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Oceans Apart: Don't get me wrong, the "lads" in this British TV show "Hollyoaks" are cute and all. But would half these bods last a day on an American soap? (NudeMalezBlog)

Size Doesn't Matter: When Iranian officials say they like their gays hung, they really mean it. (TimesOnline)

XXX Marks the Spot: The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency has a new "model" who used to be represented by the Chi Chi LaRue Modeling Agency. (LARag)

Silence = Death: Rosie O'Donnell isn't going to let the networks get in the way of having her own show. (MSNBC)

In the Sun: When not pretending to be black, Justin Timberlake catches some rays. (WOJ)

Good Cop, Bad Cop: Bernard Kerik, gay sex symbol? Ask JoeMyGod's readers. (JoeMyGod)

The Cost of Loving: Check out the 10 priciest celebrity divorces of all time. (ABC)

Wake-Up Call: The death of Kanye West's mom is nothing short of tragic. But will something good come of it, though, forcing people to realize cosmetic surgery is still surgery and not just a fun day at the hospital for the E! channel? (AP)

Rockbird: SheKnows that Debbie Harry is too hot in concert. (SheKnows)

Identity Theft: Is Kylie Minogue up to her old tricks again? (Now)

Weekend Plans: I'm such a fan of Noah Baumbach ("The Squid and the Whale") and can't wait to see "Margot and the Wedding" even if the overrated Nicole Kidman is in it. (Long live Jennifer Jason Leigh!) (NYT)

Comb and Tease: A Brooklyn teen carrying a hairbrush was shot 13 times and killed by police Monday night after his mother told the officers he had a gun, authorities said. (NYDN)

Built for Sex: David Chaloub. (Queerty)