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Hope He Doesn't Shoot Her: First the fun photo in the scarf and sunglasses in Vanity Fair, now she's suing Dick Cheney's ass! Valerie (Plame) Wilson is one hot woman. (WP)

Social Armor: An online life beats the real thing any day. (This is really hilarious, seriously.) (NYT)

RIP: Mrs. Tate from "Bewitched" has died; may she rest in peace with Larry and Sam. (AP)

A 'Rowe' for Dough: Whores get really upset when you don't give them their money. (Telegraph)

This Is Such a Pity: Rivers Cuomo says Weezer is calling it quits ... just as the Rentals are reuniting? (Soulshine)

Gay for Pay: Is being gay a plus at work? (Globe & Mail)

At Least There's Eliot Spitzer: Hunky San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newscom spills the beans on gay marriage and the wussy Democrats who won't stand up for it. (RS)

Crimes & Misdemeanors: A new reality show where crime victims get to confront their assailants? Unless the victims get to bash 'em in the face then count me out. (Reuters)