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Home-Schooled Romeo and Juliet: Teen blows away parents who disapproved of his relationship with their daughter (wait, weren't they supposed to kill themselves?). In all fairness to the young man, he did list being an "expert in causing trouble" on his Christian home-schooling network profile (TimesOnline)

Another hot 37-year-old woman rapes and marries a child: The boy's guardian grandmother probably didn't buy anything off the registry for the happy newlyweds: "She's just trash. I had to pull the car over and vomit on the side of the highway," she said of the big news. "My legs went out like Jell-O. I think the whole thing is disgusting. I have never heard such sickness in my life and had that been a man and a young girl, that would have had him hung already. That's what they ought to do with that skanky thing,” she said. (ABC News)

Tell Me Alito Something We Didn't Already Know: Bush's SCOTUS nominee is against abortion (USA Today)

I'll Take Embarrassing Stereotypes for $1,000: Man Dies After 50 Cent Movie Shooting (NME)

You Say Heartbreaking, I Say Hilarious: HBO Family's "I Have Tourette's But Tourette's Doesn't Have Me" (HBO)

FBI Reports that Most Hate Crimes are Racially Motivated. Really? I would have thought weight was the main factor. (AP)

Oh, no u didn't, Yamahile and Yaricza: Double trouble for twins who tried to fool judge. (AP)

I HEART Tennessee: Local Man Fired After Visions of the End of the World (WVLT)