Weekend Tennis Roundup

Was an absolute thrill to attend my first Masters 1000 event, especially getting to see both the eventual champion and runner-up. Although I adore Lorenzo Musetti, reaching the final was just the milestone his career needed — especially considering Carlos Alcaraz had managed to slip to No. 3 in the world despite being the reigning French and Wimbledon champion so quasi desperately needed the points to get back to No. 2 before he’s forced to play Sinner in the semifinals of another major. (He succeeded — and is now 125 points ahead of Alexander Zverev.) 

I am attempting to post this on my phone from our hotel room in St. Moritz, so please forgive the presentation. But with men like these, a picture really is worth a thousand + words. See for yourself BELOW.

Big Joe alert! 

Romain Arneodo (a French-born Monegasque) and Manuel Guinard defeated Julian Cash and Lloyd Glasspool in the final, 1–6, 7–6(10–8), [10–8] to win the doubles title

Give this man a trophy for thickness 

Arthur Fils pushed Carlos to the limit 

Francisco Cabral and Lucas Miedler won their first Challenger title as a team in Madrid

Raphael Collignon was triumphant in Monza, defeating Vitaliy Sachko 6-3, 7-5 to secure his second Challenger title of the year!

Behold Sean Hodkin’s farmer’s tan

What a doll!

Big David Vega Hernandez

But is he any good with the clay?

Is Matteo Berrettini too big to play?

Lorenzo ran out of oil

Meme of the year 

Did Iga make a(nother) Wim decision?

Novak Djokovic flops again 

At least he has modeling

Carlitos’s way

Stefanos Tsitsipas drops out of the Top 15 for the first time since 2018 by losing his Monte Carlo points 

Young gun

Lorenzo’s injured ass

Daddy Robert Farah

Alex DeMinaur’s shorts made quite a splash 

How does one get this job?

The Muppet Show

Doctor! Doctor!

Baby love



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What a week 

This kid’s trouble 

Mutual admiration society 

Back in the winners’ circle 

You’re making it so hard on me, Nole

Jakub Mensik will return to action this week in Munich

Adidas man

Fede Gomez 

Footie fan

Ben Lock on a beach 

Robert Cardenas showing off the goods 



Andrea Vavassori cites rib injury for Barcelona withdrawal after Monte Carlo scuffle with Ben Shelton

Flat white man Adam Jones

Big Fede 

Mariano Navone’s got flex appeal 

Marcos Giron gets in an ass workout 

The Italiano beach boys 

Cooling down with Flavio Cobolli

Watch HERE

Fun and gams

Wet ‘n’ wild 

Carlitos 


Youth brigade 

Justine Henin sighting 

Jakub unbuttoned 

Go for a Karue Sell ride HERE

Marin Cilic back in action 

Liam Broady gets domestic 

Dino Prizmic

Luciano Darderi and friend 

More Musetti

Carlos puts on a show 

Flying high now



UTS peep show 

L’eggs Inc.

Ben on a beach 

Miles Bugby does Times Square 

 Berrettini puts it all out there 

Matt Ebden takes a gamble 

Big Ben

Alexandre Muller in MC

Damir Džumhur takes in a game

Formula 1 driver Nico Hülkenberg

Casper is an Argentina fan

Alejandro Moro Cañas's huge ass

Norwegian wood

Andrea in action 

Andrea Pellegrino looking slutty

Congrats to BJK, although: when is it enough?!

Vavassori sounds like he was a sore loser this week 

Fab Fabien Rebeoul

Illya Marchenko

Times 2

Zachary Svajda gets comfortable 

Not sure about this pairing 

Big boy

I’ll take Carlos’s “big” brother 

GQ model

Gym bros

Jonesy looks like he can fit a lot in that mouth 

Who wants to play with Tomas Machac?

Team Elina’s where it’s at

Another winning haircut for Marton Fucsovics

Arthur Bouquier’s hips don’t lie 

Damir’s hot brother 

Filip Krajinovic tries his hand at pickle ball 

Moro, please 

Was devastated when Jack Draper withdrew from the men’s doubles, especially given his partner 

What a doll

Yikes

By the numbers: This is more like it 

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