Page 1 Roundup (09/21)

The Daily News: Who says suicide isn't selfish?

Provincetown Independent: Is this what penis envy is really all about? 

MetroWeekly: Veterans discharged under ‘don't ask, don’t tell’ are eligible for full VA benefits

Reuters: Thousands march at Ukraine Pride parade as anti-LGBT protesters gather nearby

Dlisted: Who is August's Hot Slut of the Month?

Becker & Mayer: New book 'Betty White: 100 Remarkable Moments in an Extraordinary Life' coming Nov. 30

Baseline: Is Rafael Nadal channeling his inner Sy Sperling?

Greg in Hollywood: Arguably tennis's hottest player turns the big 4-0

NewNowNext: Tori Amos will sail 'Ocean to Ocean' with her new studio album

Metrosource: Sex toy story: The rise and fall of Nacho Vidal

New York Post: Furniture designer Jonathan Adler leases entire Soho building

Page Six: Frail Phil Collins begins Genesis farewell tour in Birmingham, singing from chair onstage

The Randy Report: OnlyFans personality Reno Gold is sharing stories of his days as a male escort

Washington Blade: Trudeau projected to remain prime minister, but without stronger mandate

The WoW Report: Peter Gatien talks being a club king, the Village People and more on the ‘Night Fever’ podcast

The New York Times: WNBA legend Seimone Augustus found her voice long before coaching

Reuben Klamer, mastermind of the Game of Life, dies at 99

The Washington Post: As Yusuf/Cat Stevens reemerges on the public stage, how should we feel about his music -- and his legacy?

The Wall Street Journal: U.S. to relax Covid-19 travel restrictions as tensions mount with allies

‘Do you know how to snowboard?’: Saudi Arabia tries out for its first winter Olympics

Hot Cat of the Day: "Can I help you find something?"