Page 1 Roundup (10/31)

The Daily News: Chicken salad surprise: NYC shelter served rotten chicken salad, sickening at least six people

Deadspin staffers quit en masse after interim editor fired by "stick to sports" bosses

KIT212: Tim Teblow's tits in a tight blue shirt

Washington Blade: Trump anti-LGBT judicial nominee cries over accusation he’s anti-LGBT

Towleroad: New ‘Politico/Morning Consult’ poll asks if voters and Americans are ready for a gay president

Intelligencer: Is it curtains for Kamala Harris?

Time 24: Son of new president of Argentina is very successful as drag queen

Gr8er Days: Harry Hamlin fleshback

ICYMI: I was a teenage scream queen

NPR: National Security Council official set to testify in impeachment inquiry is leaving his post

 Trump aide George Papadopoulos, who sparked and went to jail in Mueller probe, to run for Katie Hill’s House seat

New York Post: Secretary of State Mike Pompeo is proudly un-American

Page Six: Carrie Fisher sent Marcia Clark flowers during the O.J. Simpson trial

The Randy Report: Twitter to ban all political ads -- are you reading, f**king Jesse Eisenberg?

The Washington Post: White House lawyer moved transcript of Trump call to classified server after Ukraine adviser raised alarms

An ad smeared a Kansas Democrat for sexual harassment. The main charge actually described a Republican.

After 95 years, D.C. is baseball’s capital again after 6-2 win vs. Astros

ICYMI: Stephen Strasburg's ass wins MVP

An ‘extreme’ haunted house requires a 40-page waiver. Critics say it’s a torture chamber.

The New York Times: John Bolton is summoned to testify in Trump impeachment inquiry

Farhad Manjoo: It’s the end of California as we know it  

The Wall Street Journal: Trick or Treat on Halloween? Horrifying.

Victim’s family sues accused El Paso shooter, his family and 8chan