Thursday, June 26, 2008

Death Becomes Her

I may claim to be against capital punishment, but I'm willing to make an exception in this case ... (NYP)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Was she born yesterday-- You have not been able to smoke on plances for years.....

johnbeene said...

Stupid bitch probably drives in the passing lane, is always "surprised" when the left hand turn arrow goes green, stops just inside doorways and right at the bottom of escalators, stands on the left and doesn't swipe her card until she gets her total at the grocery store. Stupidity, especially when it's selfish, deserves a big smack down. It's too bad Darwin awards are always posthumous. It would be nice if they could be awarded and then the stupid person died.

M. Christopher said...

I LOVE that she said if she had known this was going to happen she wouldn't have left New York City. Um...how many public interior spaces allow smoking in New York City?? She's just a winner all around. I can picture her now in the corner at a party: cig hanging out of her mouth, a little bit of throw-up on her shirt, while she's humping the potted plant.

Sam said...

She's already got a self-imposed capitol sentence - those cancer sticks she sucks on.