This Just in From No Shit Newswire: A rep for Priscilla Presley says Elvis' ex was the victim of a bogus plastic surgeon. (People)
GayTube: "Funny gay dudes reviewing the latest cars" and "hot crooning shirtless guys strumming guitars on their Web cams" ... Daily Motion has added a new gay and lesbian portal to this YouTube style site. (DailyMotion)
Leech Therapy: Not only do most of Demi Moore's movie suck, so does her beauty regimen. (AH)
Party Crasher: In his new political memoir, former GOP senator Lincoln Chafee of Rhode Island rips into President Bush on gay marriage, war and abortion. Um. I hate to break it to you, Senator. But you're a Democrat. (AP)
Another Heartbreak: Twenty-five years of research and god knows how many millions (billions?) of dollars later and leaders at a "summit meeting" are saying an AIDS vaccine is nowhere close to being found. (WP)
Just Back From Zales: Jamie Lynn Spears' hot sperm donator borrowed her credit card to buy her an engagement ring. (People)
What a Drag: Memo to All: if you're ever going to go on Workers Comp saying you're too injured to work then don't allow yourself to be videotaped running a 40-yard-dash in women's clothing and high heels. (AP)
Ugly Report: Wanna know the secrets to a successful marriage? Marry an ugly guy. (DailyRecord)
Killer Aide: The defense in the Linda Stein murder case is making an issue of the fact that the so-called realtor to the stars had male DNA mixed in with her blood. Um, yeah. Have you seen her killer, Natavia Lowery? (DailyIntel)
L.A. Law: This trial of sleazy private eye to the stars, Anthony Pellicano, is supposed to be the talk of Hollywood, but every story I read is either about Garry Shandling (yawn) or so convoluted that I can't really get into it. Today, however, I finally recognized a few names, and learned that Freddy DeMann -- the Maverick Records executive and former manager of Madonna and other acts -- had paid some $80,000 to Pellicano to confirm his suspicions that his daughter’s husband was being unfaithful to her and that the husband was actually gay. (Now we're getting somewhere ...) (NYT)
Remember Bud Abbott & Lou Costello on the benefits of marrying the ugly? Bud: "So are you ever gonna get married?" Lou: "Yeah, but I only wanna marry a homely girl. If I marry a beautiful girl she might run away." Bud: "But if you marry a homely girl she might also run away." Lou: "Yeah, but who cares?"
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Remember Bud Abbott & Lou Costello on the benefits of marrying the ugly? Bud: "So are you ever gonna get married?" Lou: "Yeah, but I only wanna marry a homely girl. If I marry a beautiful girl she might run away." Bud: "But if you marry a homely girl she might also run away." Lou: "Yeah, but who cares?"
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