Baldwin 101

Has it really been so long since the classic high school film "Clueless" that people have forgotten what being a Baldwin is really all about, or has the New York Blade just cut its copy-editing staff smaller than its page size? Whatever the case may be, Brian (or is that Brain?) Moylan's recent review of the new television show "Dirty Sexy Money" not only misidentified Hottest-Baldwin-Ever Billy as being his bloated, drug-addicted older brother Daniel. It also referred to Billy's bloated eldest brother, Alec, as being Alex. The only thing missing was a reference to kid brother and star of the '90s gay classic "Threesome," Steven. I never realized what a Monet this gay rag was ...