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'Green Card 2: Life Is Fabulous!' I smell a sequel: Fake gay marriages could get immigrants British passports (PinkNews)

Mr. Blackwell on Ice: An out former skating judge is let down by the performances in the men's figure skating long program at Torino—but gives high marks to the costumes. (I'm not making this up.) (Advocate)

Bodelicious? Hunky skiier Bode Miller is rubbing everyone the wrong way, but he's still got one more chance to win one of those medals that he's so sure he can live without. (AP)

Penalty Box: This Winter Olympics were shaping up to be yet another snoozefest until everyone involved in ice dancing (!) decided to knock each other down and act like a bunch of babies. (AP)

What About Justine? Belgian disgrace Justine Henin-Hardenne has finally come forward to say that she has regrets about the Australian Open final, but you can bet she's not regretting what she should be. (Reuters)