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Some people just can't do anything right: Would-be Bush assassin could face life (CNN)

Vatican: If you are really into Liza, you can kiss being a priest goodbye (NYT)

Forget the Middle East: Winfrey agrees to Letterman truce (BBC)

Archie was right: 41 percent of Californians don't care for Meathead either (AP)

I think Kathy Griffin jumped the shark by filing for divorce from Matt. Others are genuinely heartbroken (Salon)