My infamous Mug Shot Monday feature finally got some notice … that wasn’t vitriolic!  Watch below: Even "Capital One" guy Jer...

I have a recurring dream (aka nightmare) where I've moved away from New York -- usually to "finish" my college degree (that I ...

I don't think Taylor Fritz has what it takes to be a Grand Slam champion. But he makes a wonderful spokesman -- especially for something...

After reaching two major finals last year, Casper Ruud's game sure has fallen off. But at least he's getting plenty of endorsements!...

By now we're all aware that Internet Madison Avenue knows everything there is to know about us. (Yes, they're listening to us throug...

Madison Avenue isn't above manspreading. See BELOW .

As sexy as the photos are, you really need to visit the website to fully appreciate this campaign. More BELOW .

Five more targeted ads that left me feeling exposed BELOW .

Are men's shirts supposed to be this titillating? Another one BELOW .

  If this doesn't boost sales, they might as well close up shop. More BELOW .

Fine. Let me just give you all my credit cards, big boy. More BELOW .

I suppose "unique" is one way to describe them. More BELOW .

  I'm not exactly sure what's on offer here, but Nick Kroll is also in the "pants" game BELOW .

  Does Madison Avenue share my Fun-Size obsession ?

Oh, boy. I believe this is the same brand of undies once endorsed by power forward KEVIN LOVE .

I'm sold .  

  Good lord. Not since Nick Bolton have I been this obsessed with a spokesman hawking bullshit military-fetishisizing gear. Watch BELOW .

2(x)ist never disappoints. More BELOW .

Birddogs has the straightest, most puerile ads around. But somehow they always manage to have the guy "looking goofy" also looking...

Two more pornographic photos posing as advertisements BELOW .