Monday, September 07, 2026

Weekend Tennis Roundup


We're down to the final eight men and eight women in New York. Full report from around the grounds and more -- including 6-foot-7 Maxime Cressey flying on the beach -- BELOW.


New kid on the Blockx

 

I'm rooting for Carlos and Rybakina but feel like almost anything could happen.

Update:


Alex Michelsen will be haunted by this one: the 22-year-old led Frances Tiafoe by two sets, served for the match in the third and surged to a 3-0 lead in the fifth, only to watch it all slip away in a four-hour, 38-minute US Open quarter-final epic.


What a sweet moment.


Predictions welcome in the comments.



A la plage: Maxime Cressey and friends



Although I'm not a fan of Carlos Alcaraz's ghetto garb, I certainly appreciated his nipple action


The nonbinary hair looks terrible on court with the Sebastian Korda headband. But this I like.






We should all look as fetching as Alexander Blockx does when injured(!) 




Flavio Cobolli moves in for the kill


Even when he loses we all win 



Flexy Arthur Gea and Andy Morlet 







Gea whiz! 


I was bummed that Botic van de Zandschulp outlasted my new French hubby (Gea), but am happy for him nonetheless 


Quentin Halys can't get a restraining order against my taking photos of my television 


Reilly Opelka: Big and bitter


Christian Harrison working Grand Central station


Theo Arribage takes Manhattan


Pool boy: Benoit Paire 


Doggy style: Alexandre Aubriot


Fill him up: Francesco Maestrelli


Mariano Kestelboim does Times Square


Lucky guy in a Mariano and Guido Andreozzi sandwich


Argies do it better


Ignacio Buse opens wide


Jacob Fearnley, same 


Behold Luka Pavlovic's shorts 


Big eater Luciano Darderi


Taylor Fritz means business


Vintage John Isner and Pico Monaco



Fun with paddles: Tomas Etcheverry, Giovanni Mpetshi Perricard, Belinda Bencic and Martin Damm Jr.


Peachy Bart Stevens 


Sem Verbeek in Ellesse 




Stan Wawrinka accommodations 


Tommy boy is all man


Adam Jones is a hit in NYC


With Carlos


Jonesy needs a flat white, stat





Marcos Giron is lucky I didn't know he was a stone's throw away from me in the Ramble





But will continue to smell good 


Woof







How many does Dani Vallejo need before he lets his guard down? 


Jones hit with Carlitos 


But my view was obstructed by Ryan Harrison's ass 


Splendor in the grass: Thiago Tirante 


Hotel life with Lorenzo Musetti 


Adrian Boitan with "mentor" Marius Copil


The apple doesn't fall far from the Russian tree





Does Andrea Vavassori even need to warm up? 


Watch HERE


Tracy Austin has been busy running into every former rival, including Andrea Jaeger 


Kathy Jordan, the king of Prussia


and Virginia Wade as well as Flavia Pennetta 


Matteo Berrettini knows how to make an arrival


Billy Harris at the Nadal Academy


My attraction to Ryan Seggerman might not be within the normal range 


Crazy that the returning Zheng Qinwen would twice rebound from a 5-0 deficit to win not only sets but matches against Madison Keys and Iga Swiatek 



Benjamin Bonzi always rises to the occasion 


Claymate of the Month: Ivar Aramburu





Albano Olivetti and Theo Arribage make quite a team, especially when the latter is getting "worked" on 




Jaime Faris might be the sexiest man on tour




Felix Mischker legs look fine to me



Baltic babe Vilius Gaubas


Have you seen Miomir Kecmanovic's JO video?



I know what Dino Prizmic can do if this whole tennis thing doesn't pan out ...



Toby Martin at work 


Peek-a-belly: Toby Samuel 


Frances Tiafoe looks ready for "Magic Mike" to me 





Extra thiccc: David Vega Hernandez 


Maya Rudolph takes in the action 





Sean Hodkin: Long days in the office 



Nice to see J.J. Wolf back in action 







Other highlights HERE.


Francesco Passaro reminds us what Italians are good for 



Free foot content from Valentin Vacherot 



Andrea Pellegrino never puts it away


Jonesy foot bath


I can see why J.J. likes this photo of Brian Garber



Pervy in pink: Robert Cardenas


Leave it to Jonesy to track down this one 



David Quayle pals around with Team Serina


No one hates selfies more than Johnny Mac 


Juan Martin del Potro all suited up 


Good lord: Jose Juarez Caro


Alexis Galarneau goes for a ride 


Sex bomb Andy Mies 


Fede Coria for La Roche-Posay


Alexandre Mueller's flesh act 


My coach at Village Racquet Club reprimanded me for following this advice! 

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