Sunday, August 30, 2026

Weekend Tennis Roundup


Roger Federer and Mary Carillo were inducted into the International Tennis Hall of Fame while Ignacio Buse and Diane Parry captured the last warmup titles before the US Open, which is now under way. Full report plus all the ATP beef that's fit to post BELOW.



In a battle of the beef, Peru’s Ignacio Buse capped his rapid rise by beating Arthur Fery to become the youngest champion in Winston-Salem history -- and climb to a career-high No. 30.


Arthur Fery is a "big" loser 


Diane Parry wasn’t even planning on playing the Abierto GNP Seguros, but her last-minute trip to Monterrey paid off spectacularly as the 23-year-old Frenchwoman upset Elise Mertens 6-3, 2-6, 6-4 to capture her first WTA title.


Mary Carillo brought down the house at the International Tennis Hall of Fame with her brand of wit, while fellow inductee Roger Federer struggled -- and mostly failed -- to hold back tears during an emotional tribute to the people who shaped his extraordinary career. (Props to Mirka for a delightful introduction!) 






One of the many highlights from this weekend's festivities was a doubles match featuring inductee Roger Federer and Martina Navratilova vs. Marat Safin and Gabriela Sabatini 


Marat, Stefan Edberg, Mary, Bryan brothers, Tracy Austin and Gigi Fernandez 


Tracy and Charo Arantxa Sanchez Vicario, who was spotted looking for coins in the seat cushions 


Inductee Mary Carillo with Martina 


Mary, Mats Wilander, Arantxa, Tracy, Roger, Gigi, Rosie Casals and I'm thinking a Jensen brother? 


Tracy in Gunze 


Martina in Kim 


Andy Roddick 


Say what you will about people's right to privacy and journalists not wanting to "be the story," but I found it deeply depressing that Mary never thanked a single person in her "box" by name -- while Roger thanked everyone and their brother -- which I believe was calculated as to not have to exclude whom I am guessing is her partner. From left above: ex-husband Bill Bowden, son Anthony Bowden, Mary, mystery woman, daughter Rachel Bowden. 


Mary was born in 1957 -- exactly 10 years before me. But her self-loathing dates back way farther. I remember her showing up at a GLAAD Awards ceremony at the Marriott Marquis hotel years ago and sort of "soft" coming out. But I recently tried to look up what year that was and there's absolutely no record of it -- her being a lesbian wouldn't exactly have been breaking news, but still -- almost making me doubt myself that it ever happened. 



Elsewhere around the net ...


Breast in show: Feast your eyes on Argentine Thiago Agustín Tirante's hairy situation 



James Duckworth's body won't quit, but he  did 





"Tomas Etcheverry isn't one of those skinny 6-foot-5 guys." 


That new Hendrik Jebens smell

A Taste of Tennis with: 


Valentin Vacherot


Zizou Bergs


Tomas Etcheverry 


Corentin Moutet


J.J. Wolf


Taylor Fritz


Matteo Berrettini



Joao Fonseca for Yonex


Andrea Pellegrino 🍑


Zizou Bergs gets influenced


Jaime Faria and Lorenzo Musetti


Body of evidence 


Prince Uncut with the King




Nicolas Moreno gets out of Dodge


Nice to see that prisoners have access to tennis programs 


Casper Ruud










And now in NYC


Filip Misolic enforcing his "hot friends only" policy


Francisco Cerundolo warms everyone up



Ignacio Buse's Peruvian pump 



It seems to be working ...


I'll have what Francisco Cabral's having 




Paweł Kuwik homes in on retired German Christopher Kas



Chipotle spokesmodel Taylor Fritz 




I'll be feasting my eyes on this cum Tuesday 


Colton Smith put on quite a show before losing in the qualies 



Ben Locke is back





The camera loves Musetti 


Gun show in Alexander Shevchenko's cheering section 



Henrique Rocha's arms and legs 


Tell us more, Terence 


Practice makes perfect? Navone is terrorizing Novak as I write this


I wonder if Brian Garber gives out birthday spankings? 



Does this mean Denis Shapovalov will be playing World Team Tennis?


Skyscraper Fede Gomez 


How do I get to be the meat in a Thiago Tirante/Rafael Jodar sandwich? 




Pretty boy Tristan Schoolkate reports for media duties


Lloyd Harris through to the main draw 


Chow time with Marcelo Demoliner and Andrea Vavassori 



Free Cam Norrie foot content 



Stevie Johnson was a stone's throw from my apartment????


Christian Harrison and Michael Venus take Manhattan 


Matteo Arnaldi 




Robert Farah's muscles -- and mustache -- are getting bigger


Lucky loser Arthur Gea will be debuting his new locks on Tuesday against Juan Manuel Cerundolo




The GOAT in Columbus Circle 


Matteo and his hottest team member


Berrettini behind


Yes, Carlos


Breakfast buffet now serving Felix Gill and Max Besling 


Banana champ Chris O'Connell 




Ignacio Buse's sexpot coach Juan Lizariturry




Vilius Gaubas: Lithuanians do it better 




Adam Jones and the luckiest sweater on earth 


Jose Juarez Caro on bended knee 


Hugo knees




Tommy Paul gets handsy with Learner Tien's behind 


Walking OnlyFans billboard Orlando Luz 


X marks the spot: Alex Blockx


Alan Magadan means business






J.J. Wolf sex show is back in town

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