Sunday, August 02, 2026

Weekend Tennis Roundup


Titles for Arthur Gea, Kristina Liutova and rain-delayed champions to be crowned in Washington. Full report plus all the ATP beef that's fit to post BELOW.


Ooh la la!

 

Dreamy Arthur Gea capped a stellar week South of the Border by upsetting defending champion Denis Shapovalov 6-3, 6-4 to capture his first ATP title at the Los Cabos Open.



Along the way, the 21-year-old Frenchman knocked off former top-20 player Soonwoo Kwon, American Michael Zheng, third seed Francisco Cerundolo and Hong Kong's Coleman Wong, a run that will vault him from a career-high No. 127 at the start of the week to approximately No. 81 in the ATP rankings on Monday.


Rain and lightning have delayed both the Citi Open singles finals in Washington, leaving the women's championship suspended with Jessica Pegula leading 6-4, 1-2 over teenage sensation Alexandra Eala, while the men's final between Taylor Fritz and teen Rafael Jodar has yet to begin. 


Tournament organizers still hope to complete both veteran-vs.-rising-star showdowns Sunday evening, with the women's final set to resume no earlier than 7 p.m. EDT before the men's match gets underway.


Ryan Seggerman and Patrik Trhac won the 2026 Los Cabos Open doubles title, defeating Finn Reynolds and James Watt 7–6(4), 6–7(5), [10–8] in the final. (I see four winners.) 



How do you say "ply with margaritas" in Spanish? 


Julian Cash and Lloyd Glasspool claimed their second ATP doubles title of the season, defeating Austin Krajicek and Nikola Mektic 6-3, 6-4 in a rain-interrupted Washington final. 


I see no losers.


Kristina Liutova capped a dream a week in Memphis with a maiden WTA title, rallying from a set down to defeat Darja Vidmanova 1-6, 6-1, 6-3 in just over two hours. The 16-year-old Russian who has trained in Washington state since 2020 started her run in qualifying and finished it lifting the trophy, hearkening back to the days of Tracy Austin and Andrea Jaeger. 


During the provocative trophy presentation 

Elsewhere around the net ...

Behold Jack Draper's chronically "injured" body


Apparently he's giving it yet another go this week in Montreal, where he faces Terence Atmane in the opening round.





More proof that Orlando Luz was born for OnlyFans


Chain of drools: Alexander Blockx


Dylan Martin 


Andrea Vavassori plays dress up in D.C.


Yes, please 


Why I haven't been able to hold a grudge against Fonseca for beating Nole.



Leggy Stefanos Tsitsipas 




Dane Sweeny's pornstache 



Fabien Reboul without a cause 


Flash-dancing Flavio Cobolli


Botic van de Zandschulp background


J.J. Wolf's comeback continued in style as the former world No. 39 defeated Mark Lajal 7-5, 6-1 to win the Vancouver Challenger title.


The Quadfather II 



Later he gave his girlfriend the biggest birthday present I've ever seen



Gabriel Debru completed his comeback by outlasting fellow Frenchman Constantin Bittoun Kouzmine 3-6, 7-5, 6-4 in a 3-hour, 31-minute marathon to win the Samsun Challenger, his first title since 2024.


Facundo Diaz Acosta continued his superb Challenger season by defeating Mili Poljicak 6-1, 6-4 to win the San Marino Open, his fifth Challenger title of 2026 and another step toward a return to the ATP Top 100.


Strike a pose 


Italians do it better: Andrea Vavassori and Matteo Arnaldi


Retirement agrees with Aljaz Bedene


Now that I willed Arthur Gea to break through, can Titouan Droguet be far behind? 


Peek-a-belly: Marcos Giron 


Give this man an underwear contract 


XL Hubert Hurkacz


Nikola Mektic plays horseshoe 



Winner! 


'Stache party tonight 


Ass-tastic David Vega Hernandez 



Oops: The ITIA's full report revealed that Marketa Vondrousova texted her boyfriend, "Some c*** from doping is here," and later told her agent, "This is completely f***ed up," during the encounter that led to her four-year ban for refusing an out-of-competition drug test, with the messages undermining her claim that she was too frightened and distressed to comply.


Where do I sign up for (French) Canadian doubles? 


Argentina's latest export: Carlos María Zarate


Carlos Alcaraz took another step toward his long-awaited return from a right wrist injury by resuming outdoor practice ahead of his planned comeback at the Cincinnati Open later this month.



Perfect 10? 


Question: If the young Spaniard can change up his look this regularly, what's it going to take to get Alexander Zverev to abandon his unflattering 'do?







Andrea Pellegrino's relentless assault on my libido continues 




Manuel Guinard doesn't even need to have this good a body ...





Adam Jones looking foxy as ever 


Practice makes perfect with Zac Reyter



Big Ben Lock on land and sea


Brit babes Toby Martin and Sean Hodkin




The honeymooner 


Good luck cooling down Andrea Vavassori and Simone Bolelli


... or Alexander Erler and Robert Cash



Arthur Rinderknech: White men can't (not) golf


Dashing Julian Cash 


Jack Draper vs. Andy Murray 


Taylor Fritz at the William H.G. FitzGerald Tennis Center


Who spread it better: Tommy Paul


... Taylor Fritz


or Arthur Fils? 


Czech 'em out 

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