Tennis Tuesday

Given that I've been (homophobically) blocked by a tennis spokeshunk, a tennis professional and by my goddess Chris Evert (for reasons that remain unclear), I'm hesitant to even include this journeyman's name on this post. But suffice to say he's what we call a "Kenneth special" -- because he reads -- or exactly what comes to mind when asked if I have a "type." More to lust BELOW.

Contact in Young Miss

 

Talk about entrapment! This post from my pal John Espinosa tickled me to no end, as I could totally see myself doing the same thing -- except I don't recall ever seeing the commercials, much less the actual blue jeans, at the time, despite all but living at Fiesta Mall. 

Truth be told, I remember being very confused when Debbie Harry mentioned that she didn't think the deal was "selling out" in a People magazine article written by a guy I would befriend decades later at the Big Cup in New York City, and later when Chris Stein was crying poor in "Making Tracks" (1982), claiming that what little he and Debbie did have was "mostly jeans money." (Huh?) 

So it's stuff like this that keeps a completist like me from lying awake at night!

Weekend Tennis Roundup

Titles for Arthur Gea, Taylor Fritz, Kristina Liutova and Alex Eala. Full report plus all the ATP beef that's fit to post BELOW.