Page 1 Roundup (08/10)

The Daily News: Donny you did a heck of a job

New Jersey high school principal used school computer to watch child porn, prosecutors say

Where would a KFC employee get the idea that it's OK to mock someone with a disability?

New York Post: Get ready for a commuter apocalypse

The New York Times: U.S. officials scrambled behind the scenes to shield NATO deal from Trump

Trump hates 'chain migration' -- but his in-laws just used it

Gothamist: Bodega cats around New York City celebrate International Cat Day

Variety: I don't like the idea of 'Catfish' without Max Joseph (yes, I still watch)

The Washington Post: Gee, why might Nancy Pelosi be the person Republicans attack most in midterm ads?

Yahoo Sports: Now we know the identity of the piece of shit who thought it was necessary to punch a tourist who had the audacity to knock on his car window he thought was his Uber, sending the visitor to his grave

The Wall Street Journal: The best one-liners in America are on the highway