Tuesday, July 16, 2024

What the Tuck?


The (cute) guy at the cafe tucks the tongs under his armpit while waiting for the food to cook. What do you do?

1. Say something to him, knowing it will not go over well
2. Mention it to the manager, knowing you will be dubbed a Karen
3. Stop eating there
4. Don't worry about it, figuring the area of the tong that touches the food most probably isn't being touched by the pit of his shirt

2 comments:

  1. Probably 4. I was more grossed out by the chef in a nice restaurant I was eating at that had his long hair neatly tied back, but wore a nasty, untamed, ZZ Top beard down to his chest. Full sleeve tattoos, too.

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  2. Anonymous6:33 PM

    Or option 5: tip to the health inspector to go do a surprise inspection...

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