I haven't a clue what to expect from the remainder of the Aussie Open. On paper, Barty and Medvedev should still win the trophies. In my fantasy, Keys and Tsitsipas would capture their first majors, finally living up to their potential. But with my luck, Collins -- the 21st century's answer to Bonnie Gadusek -- and Nadal will end up winning it all, the latter of whom being almost fitting seeing as Djokovic didn't even give himself a chance because he is so painfully Serbian. Leave me a comment if you have any idea what's going to happen.