Tweet Nothings

Home workouts pic.twitter.com/UsEe32Z2kk

— Things White Folks Like (@Things4WhitePpl) May 25, 2021

It's not funny unless somebody gets hurt 

A teen on the subway had to tell me my phone’s flashlight was on, so it won’t be long now.

— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) May 24, 2021

The final countdown 

Because you want to see a woman save a squirrel.

Sound up 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/AvxerGeUaB

— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) May 24, 2021

Sound way up! 

R.I.P. Mark York, AKA BILLY MERCHANT from The Office: https://t.co/qAOGv6Gmqh He was a terrific human, a positive force and a dynamic actor. You will be missed.

— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) May 25, 2021

RIP. 

Sure, have yet another tiresome gatekeeping debate about who can/can't go to a Pride parade. But maybe first learn some LGBTQ history, and then do something to help fight prejudice and bigotry, which after all is why Pride marches—not parades—were born in the first place.

— Tim Teeman (@TimTeeman) May 25, 2021

Hear! Hear! 

Granted, it's for a noir film, but imagine a promo pic like this today. (Gallery attached celebrates the anniversary of the birth of forgotten hottie — forgottie? — Steve Cochran, pictured with Roman hands all over Ruth.) https://t.co/qJKuaSDP47 pic.twitter.com/kOaQqAHqtu

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) May 25, 2021

"I bought his ephemera I think because it troubled me to think that it would evaporate if I didn't. Maybe the fact that so many (no longer all) gay people are childless, making our keepsakes one heartbeat away from being worthless trash, also fuels my desire to keep as many things as possible." 

'Gorgeous' Rare Black Jaguar Born at English Big Cat Sanctuary: 'She Has Bags of Attitude'​ https://t.co/3IzpXTFEDx

— People (@people) May 25, 2021

Cattitude galore 

Happy Birthday Mate !@paulwellerHQ @BlondieOfficial pic.twitter.com/66lovNV0JP

— Clem Burke (@clem_burke) May 25, 2021

Happy birthday, Paul Weller 

Meet the @UTShowdown Final Four ⚡️

Who's lifting the trophy tonight? pic.twitter.com/PL0B2DLAK7

— Patrick Mouratoglou (@pmouratoglou) May 25, 2021

Naughty boys need trophies too