Remains of the Day (04/14)

40 years together. This morning one of us is having bypass surgery. But it's really about 2 hearts. pic.twitter.com/GTx5fj3uxk

— Randy B🏳️‍🌈🌏🌊🐕🌲✌ (@RandyBroResist) April 14, 2021

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BREAKING: Police officer Kim Potter, who shot Daunte Wright with a gun instead of a taser, to be charged with 2nd degree manslaughter.

— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) April 14, 2021

Potter resigned from the Brooklyn Center police force on Tuesday after shooting Wright, 20, during a traffic stop. 

NYPD Commissioner Dermot Shea —

“There’s a reason why the taser is a bright yellow ... also carried intentionally on the non-dominant side.”

“These are some of the things that are drilled into officers ... and hopefully muscle memory takes over.”https://t.co/xC17Ani9ro

— New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) April 14, 2021

“That absolutely does come up in training." 

Mia Farrow! James Franco! Tom Cruise! Lizzo! Kristen Wiig! My new column lists the manifold celebrities who have flatly denied an interview with me. Oh, the humanity!!!https://t.co/tDU0TrEYMD pic.twitter.com/VjYZnC6tDP

— michael musto (@mikeymusto) April 14, 2021

“Lita Ford didn’t trust I was press. I didn’t trust that she was Lita Ford.” 

I guess I moved up one spot on the list of most-hated Bernies, living category. #Madoff

— Bernard Slack (@Bedford56) April 14, 2021

Bernard Madoff, mastermind of vast Wall Street Ponzi scheme, dies at 82 

Every article about J&J should include the sentence “There have been more Air Bud movies than people harmed by the Johnson & Johnson vaccine”

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 13, 2021

Some public health officials fear a focus on rare potential vaccine side effects may increase hesitancy and expose more people to a bigger danger: the coronavirus. 

Don't use the term mistress for a woman who is in a long-term sexual relationship with, and is financially supported by, a man who is married to someone else. Instead, use an alternative like companion, friend or lover on first reference and provide additional details later.

— APStylebook (@APStylebook) April 13, 2021

Would love to have been working on the story that prompted this stylebook change! 

Here’s how Americans rank the 50 states, per YouGov.https://t.co/PRKFDASEJa pic.twitter.com/9RPQUZS5zy

— Kevin Robillard (@Robillard) April 13, 2021

Fascinating to me that California could be so low. Shows that its 1970s "fruit cake" image still resonates with much of the country. 

Chris Crocker's finally making $$$ on that viral "Leave Britney alone!" video — and will spend it on transitioning: https://t.co/XQOj3XH0h1

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) April 14, 2021

A non-fungible token is finally being put to use! 

I’m happy for @colton. If you’re gay, be gay! I’ve been gay forever & I love it! https://t.co/vuDWy7HVap

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 14, 2021

Billy Eichner: Here’s how Hollywood works: Colton’s gonna get a GLAAD Award before I do 😂😂😂 

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Colton Underwood spotted filming docuseries in NYC before coming out https://t.co/jLX4zTKtLY pic.twitter.com/xO8DnZtl01

— Page Six (@PageSix) April 14, 2021

"Check out Gus Kenworthy trying to convince Colton and his dad to have a threeway." 

I understand Colton’s behavior is very problematic. But I also understand that is tied up in the repressed feelings he had and his desperation to be straight, which is just sad. Hopefully he has or will make amends with Cassie. And start an OnlyFans.

— Бриттон (@BeaAnneD) April 14, 2021

I'm not a watcher of "The Bachelor," but I fully support this tweet's directive ... over a Netflix show.