Page 1 Roundup (01/13)

The Daily News: NYC’s Citi Field to host coronavirus vaccinations, say Mayor de Blasio and Met owner Steve Cohen

Rep. Watson Coleman: I’m 75. I had cancer. I got Covid-19 because my GOP colleagues dismiss facts.

Independent: How did Colorado get saddled with a dolt like Rep. Lauren Boebert?

Brian Ferrari: Ted Starkowski: Artist’s muse (not work friendly unless you are employed by a gay bathhouse)

Instagram: Mark Wahlberg goes shirtless for a 2:30 a.m. workout

Reuters: If you know a straight white man who isn't an asshole, give him some extra love today. They're very rare. / See also: Bruce Willis

Dlisted: Debra Messing is disappointed that Nicole Kidman is in talks to play Lucille Ball in an Aaron Sorkin movie

J Post: Staten Island politician apologizes for shouting ‘Heil Hitler’ at heated lockdown protest

King 5: Gay teacher sues Seattle Pacific University after being denied full-time position

Ass Wednesday: No Coke, Pepsi!!!

New York Post: YouTube suspends President Trump’s channel for ‘a minimum’ of one week, citing potential for violence

Trump ensures one more execution -- and this time it's a woman!

Ben Jordan, hot Kentucky baseball and basketball player, dead at 22; no cause of death given

The Washington Post: Secret Service launches massive security operation to protect Biden inauguration

FBI report warned of ‘war’ at Capitol, contradicting claims there was no indication of looming violence

The New York Times: Manhunt intensifies as authorities warn some rioters may face sedition charges

Amy Covid Barrett revives abortion-pill restriction

We've sure come a long way since there were just three networks: Of this list of most-streamed TV shows, I only officially watched one of them and have literally only seen one other!

NYC examining whether it can cancel the Trump Organization

The Wall Street Journal: Lawmakers were feet and seconds away from confrontation with the mob in the Capitol

 Australia is awash in lobster

Hot Cat of the Day: Cat got your tongue?