Page 1 Roundup (08/26)

The Daily News: New taskforce to examine ventilation in every NYC school classroom by next week: de Blasio

Twitter: Reilly Opelka and Matteo Berrettini share a cute on-court moment

Politico: New York attorney general sues to block Postal Service changes

CBS Sports: White Sox pitcher Lucas Giolito threw a no-hitter Tuesday night -- and boy is he handsome!

Boy Culture: Michael Cohen's blistering campaign ad

Ass Wednesday: Storage edition

Watch: Jerry Falwell Jr. pushing trainer Benjamin Crosswhite -- very hot -- softcore - SFW

GSN: Too ugly for sex -- the rise of the gay incel

Hot Slut of the Day: Lucky Charms’ pouch of magical marshmallows!

Towleroad: Randy Rainbow owns up to ill-advised attempt at insult comedy

KOKH: Feast your eyes on the male bikini -- the 'Brokini'

CNBC: Shocker! RNC speaker pulled from schedule hours after she tweeted anti-Semitic conspiracy thread referring to QAnon

The Signorile Report: Jerry Falwell Jr. was in a throuple that included another man -- and it's not the only one

People: They thought she was dead -- then she woke up at a funeral home

AP: The 19-year-old Democratic Kansas candidate who admitted to revenge porn in middle school is back in the race

Gr8er Days: Sexpot Tom Skerritt is pushing 90?!

The Randy Report: PrEP users see decrease in sex addiction and party drug use, study says

Greg in Hollywood: To celebrate Alexander Skarsgard’s 44th birthday, here’s his 2014 'True Blood' gay sex scene with Ryan Kwanten

New York Post: GoFundMe page for Jacob Blake surpasses $1 million in one day

Eli Manning’s New Jersey mansion hits market for $5.25 million

Baseline: Nike terrorizes world with Agassi retro collection

The Washington Post: Not what you want to read two days after your only nephew moved into his freshman dorm

As a sale of the National Enquirer collapses, some wonder if the tabloid is too hot to handle

I wonder if Chadwick Moore is into younger guys?

The New York Times: After Jacob Blake shooting, scrutiny of Kenosha police intensifies

Gail Sheehy, journalist, author and social observer, dies at 83

The Nation: Democrats lost nearly 1,000 state legislative seats while Obama was in office. Under Donnie, they’ve won back almost half. Can they close the gap this November?

The Wall Street Journal: McDonald’s probe into ex-CEO investigates HR department, cover-ups

Stand-up comics find it isn’t funny writing without an audience

Naomi Osaka on fighting for No. 1 at the U.S. Open and why she’s speaking out

Rob Lowe on giant pickup trucks and Covid-era optimism

Hot Cat of the Day: This chatty cutie is so adorable he has his own account!