Page 1 Roundup (04/28)

The Daily News: MTA making plans for socially-distant NYC subway when coronavirus lockdown relaxes

Amy Schumer’s new cooking show to premiere May 11 on Food Network -- but I'm sticking with 'At Home With Amy Sedaris'

Instagram: If Steve Grand were an action hero, he'd be called Super Bulge

Tuesday workout with Chris Clark

The New Yorker: Seattle’s leaders let scientists take the lead. New York’s did not

Queerty: Mayor Pete says he gets why it was ’empowering’ for some queer people to vote against him (he's waaaaay more patient than I'll ever be!)

Towleroad: New York cancels Democratic presidential primary, calling it ‘beauty contest,’ angering Bernie Sanders supporters

Person Place Thing: Larry Kramer wrote Ken Russell’s Women in Love, geeze, 50 years ago, then wrote plays ('The Normal Heart') and novels ('Faggots'). Amidst the emerging AIDS epidemic, he helped found the Gay Men’s Health Crisis and ACT UP. Accomplished, right? Not according to him. 'I feel like I failed,' he says.  A life examined.

ReOpen: NC leader says she tested positive for the new coronavirus 

Dlisted: Brian Austin Green's big schlong might be up for grabs again

Scoundrel Time: Trump and the criminal culture

Boy Culture: Vice doc exposes sham gay-marriage agency

New York Post: Prominent Manhattan E.R. doctor on coronavirus front lines kills herself

Page Six: Felicity Huffman’s daughter admitted to Carnegie Mellon, with her own SATs

The Washington Post: White House issues coronavirus testing guidance that leaves states in charge

Trump's intelligence briefing book repeatedly cited virus threat

CDC confirms six coronavirus symptoms showing up in patients over and over

The New York Times: More states gradually lift restrictions on some businesses even as cases remain high; a new testing plan falls short of what public health experts say is necessary

Trump’s bleach statements echo claims by ‘miracle cure’ quacks

The Wall Street Journal: Small-business loan program resumes with reports of delays

‘Welcome to your flight, Nathan.’ Traveling during a pandemic means having the plane to yourself.

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