Page 1 Roundup (04/22)

The Daily News: Cuomo and Trump talk coronavirus testing during Oval Office meeting, N.Y. no longer needs Navy ship

"There are more important things than living." Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick told Fox News host Tucker Carlson how America needs to get back to work.

Ass Wednesday: 5 men, 5 behinds

Twitter: Lady's got a hung husband

The Randy Report: Sexy new Boy Butter ad will air during ‘Real Housewives’ on Bravo

Deadline: Meryl Streep, Patti LuPone, Bernadette Peters to lead all-star line-up In virtual Sondheim birthday concert

Instinct: Ginger hunk from 'Walking Dead' says he's too lazy to bottom

Greg in Hollywood: Oh, dear. What has hunky actor Trevor Donovan done to his beautiful blonde hair?

TPM: I pointed out on Twitter that Trump's surgeon general pulled a Bill Cosby by blaming  black people for being more at risk for the coronavirus. Turns out the White House wasn't happy either -- only they were upset that he acknowledged that black people are at greater risk at all.

Forbes: 71 publicly traded companies got Paycheck Protection Program funding before money ran out

Metrosource: 'Will & Grace' scrapbook hits a home run with inclusion of Karen's majorly hot minor league baseball team

Baseline: Jack Sock reacts to Vasek Pospisil's (hilarious) Instagram prank

Boy Culture: Ansel Elgort goes full-frontal-adjacent for charity

Dlisted: Stanley Tucci making a Negroni got the internet all hot and bothered

Gr8er Days: Tony Danza's pits and tits

New York Post:  N.Y. issues do-not-resuscitate guideline for cardiac patients amid coronavirus

Man dies from coronavirus after calling it a ‘political ploy’

California county may have found earliest U.S. deaths from coronavirus

Towleroad: Coronavirus lockdown-defying pastor Tony Spell arrested, charged with aggravated assault with deadly weapon

The Washington Post: CDC director warns second wave of coronavirus is likely to be even more devastating

If we have a fair election, I think Democrats can win the White House and Senate in November. But my faith in that happening just took another huge hit.

Dana Millbank: Georgia leads the race to become America’s No. 1 Death Destination

The New York Times: Senate approves aid for small-business loan program, hospitals and testing

Trump halts new green cards, but backs off broader immigration ban

Sirio Maccioni, whose Le Cirque drew Manhattan’s elite, dies at 88. The one time I ate there -- on a gift certificate from an old employer -- it was everything I dreamed it would be, with Dominick Dunne holding court at the head of a table full of ladies who lunch, discussing the Scott Peterson trial! 

The death of the department store: ‘Very few are likely to survive’

The Wall Street Journal: Lysol factory job becomes a calling. “Hey, I work at the place that makes that.”

Vice Media document lays out plan for layoffs amid coronavirus pandemic

Why do we fall in love with one person and not another?

Why canned salmon is a smarter choice than tuna

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