Page 1 Roundup (08/29)

The Daily New: Retired NYPD lieutenant charged with stealing nearly $140K in Social Security benefits intended for his kids

HIV-positive teacher charged with hiring hitman to kill 10-year-old boy he allegedly molested

Health officials in Spain are investigating 17 cases of kids with “werewolf syndrome,” an abnormal hair growth caused by a serious goof in drug labeling.

Instagram: Would you get a load of Thomas's meat

Dlisted: Open post hosted by Jason Momoa stuck in an elevator with his dog

Associated Press: Himbo Lawrence O'Donnell sort of retracts story about Trump loans, which means if it does turn out to be true everyone will just remember this rushed take

USA Today: Ex-Patriots lineman Ryan O'Callaghan, who came out as gay, recalls Robert Kraft's support

The Detroit News: Former President Barack Obama's younger daughter, Sasha, is poised to begin her college career at the University of Michigan next week

The New Yorker: Elizabeth Warren's crowds are only getting bigger

Yahoo: I miss the days when tan suits were the biggest "scandal" in the White House

Newsweek: Pardon my wokeness, but there’s absolutely no way this guy wouldn’t have been shot if he were of color

New York Post: Ilhan Omar denies bombshell affair claims

The Independent: Attorney who 'refuses to prosecute' domestic violence cases between same-sex partners faces suspension

The Washington Post: Democrats alarmed by Trump’s promise of pardons to build border wall -- but there's nothing that can be done

Now both of Georgia's Senate seats are up for grabs, but Stacey Abrams still isn't interested. (Guess she's waiting for the "third.")

The New York Times: I feel so bad for the people in the U.K. who didn't bring this on themselves

The Israel-Iran shadow war escalates and breaks into the open

Kirsten Gillibrand ends her 2020 presidential campaign

Christopher Clarey: It's time to suspend Nick Kyrgios again. Tennis needs him but not like this

The Wall Street Journal: The missing piece of Amazon’s New York debacle: It kept a burn book

Arson attack kills 26 at Mexican nightclub

Democrats’ emerging tax idea: Look beyond income, target wealth