Page 1 Roundup (04/18)

The Daily News: Mayor de Blasio protected job of NYPD Inspector in charge of troubled bodyguard unit, sources say

 Father of three redefines ‘dad bod,’ sheds 92 pounds in just five months

Newsweek: Airlines are ditching reclining seats -- it's about time

Instagram: This'll definitely get you banned from Google AdSense

GoFundMe: The sweet gay journalist Steve Pride suffered another stroke and could sure use your help

ICYMI: 25 reasons why we already knew Aaron Schock was gay

Deadline: The shenanigans never end: Bill Barr to hold presser BEFORE Mueller report released

The Washington Post: Key members of Congress will get more complete version of the Mueller report than the public, prosecutors tell judge

New York Post: How parents deal with the overwhelming reality of Charter school limbo

Mom allegedly had sex with both her daughters’ teen boyfriends

The New York Times: White House and Justice Department officials discussed Mueller report before release -- of course

The Wall Street Journal: Texting moves to the workplace, as do the awkward misfires

Call me shallow, but I'm guessing the odds of success go up quite a bit if you marry a guy who looks like this!